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How to Assert Your Dominance Over E-mail Like a BOSS
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:51 pm
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Another way to separate the betas from the alphas
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Never, ever match the tone of the person who emailed you. They go polite and formal? You respond with “k.” They go light-hearted and casual with something that even resembles an emoji? You gearshift your tone straight to academic, buy them a Kindle copy of the sociopath’s bible (How to Win Friends & Influence People), and forward them that receipt with “please advise” written above it. Get that WEAK shite out of my house.
Another way to separate the betas from the alphas
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Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:53 pm to 13SaintTiger
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How to Show Your Unprofessionalism Over E-mail Like a BOSS
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:53 pm to 13SaintTiger
This topic is tired and sophmoric. Please grow up.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:58 pm to 13SaintTiger
Not even remotely clever.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:58 pm to Rouge
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Please grow up.
Why do you want me to be as miserable as you? Life isn't fair.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:59 pm to 13SaintTiger
Is this how you email your coworkers at Wendy's?
Posted on 3/3/16 at 6:59 pm to upgrayedd
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How to Show Your Unprofessionalism Over E-mail Like a BOSS
Tough crowd tonight with all the srs hardasses who probably don't have a use for email.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:00 pm to 13SaintTiger
I bet people liked each other a lot more before the internet allowed everyone to show their asses.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:00 pm to upgrayedd
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Is this how you email your coworkers at Wendy's?
No, we are too poor to afford email accounts. We just text each other with our free iphone 5c's
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:01 pm to Navytiger74
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I bet people liked each other a lot more before the internet allowed everyone to show their asses.
Were you not alive before the Internet became popular?
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:01 pm to 13SaintTiger
Not funny, not professional, just stupid.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:03 pm to Navytiger74
Nah ppl hated each other just as much but now we get to hate openly and anomalously... Its great!
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:04 pm to 13SaintTiger
9/10 times you can't get a serious response on the OT. Here we have sime pretty good material and everybody comes with a wet blanket
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:13 pm to 13SaintTiger
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How to Assert Your Dominance Over E-mail Like a BOSS
Pick up the phone and call the individual. Problem solved.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:13 pm to 13SaintTiger
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emoji
Homoji
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:20 pm to 13SaintTiger
An alpha like myself just automatically deletes the email without reading. They see I didn't open it up. They come to my office if it's actually anything of import.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 7:37 pm to 13SaintTiger
quote:whatevs
Why do you want me to be as miserable as you? Life isn't fair.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:04 pm to 13SaintTiger
Anyone who doesn't have a "use" for email is more than likely a badass in the mud pit rather than in life.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 8:20 pm to CaptainPanic
I changed by signature on my office 365 account to
"Thanks Baws,"
It's working out nicely
I also have quote line under my signature
"Maybe so, maybe not, maybe go frick yourself"
"Thanks Baws,"
It's working out nicely
I also have quote line under my signature
"Maybe so, maybe not, maybe go frick yourself"
This post was edited on 3/3/16 at 8:21 pm
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