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re: How smart is your wife?

Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:07 am to
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34660 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:07 am to
Same here. Ample booty

Very smart

This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37918 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:09 am to
Prolly not smart marrying me, I married way up
But, very book smart
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72744 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:10 am to
Book Smart: A
Street Smart: A-
Business Smart: A-
Maternal Smart: B+
Relationship Wise: Clear to Party Cloudy
Taste in Marriage: A++++++++++++++++++++
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:11 am to
Very book smart. Straight A's her whole life, successful in her career.

Could fill up the dishwasher with 2 mugs and a spoon, and can't calculate 20% tip on a bill.

Women are enigmas.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7120 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:12 am to
This old man checking in at doc was asked single or married...he said to receptionist, "Divorced, can't you tell by my smile...". She said, in a taken back sort of tone, "well I'm happily married."

He sounds like Clint Eastwood. And this just happened while I was reading this thread...haha funny stuff.
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 10:38 am
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7515 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:41 am to
We’re both chemical engineers.

She has her bachelor’s degree, I have a Ph.D.


I smarter in the academic and trivial sense, but I’d give her the edge in street smarts.


Her butt is small to medium, but with enough jiggle to make it fun to smack.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4065 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:54 am to
About as sharp as a buttered cannonball.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57865 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:58 am to
Mine has a Masters in Public Administration and constantly beats the shite out of me at Words With Friends (which is not an easy feat).
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14855 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 11:27 am to
Mine is a neuro-opthamologist.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10676 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 11:29 am to
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 11:40 am to
The smartest woman I have ever met.



So smart that she knows my username on TD.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter


Not as smart as my girlfriend according to this
Posted by footballdude
BR
Member since Sep 2010
1113 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 1:29 pm
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
15763 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:16 pm to
Ask yourself the question "how many times has she got me to do things I said I would not do"
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1375 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:54 pm to
Too Smart for my own good
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17354 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:09 pm to
5' 90 lbs, physician.

i have a feeling this is referring to fat women being smarter, lol.
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 1:10 pm
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