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re: How old is too old to get fake boobs?

Posted on 12/7/21 at 10:51 am to
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6518 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 10:51 am to
When you’re too old to still get it up.
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 12:19 pm to
You start a thread with boobs in the title, and no pictures.

YOU SUCK !
Posted by Sebourne Klein
Member since Aug 2021
576 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 12:23 pm to
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Those things are toxic garbage. They leak and cause so many health issues.


Tell us more about your saggy tube sock titties that your husband left in pursuit of firmer, funner store boughts.
Posted by Oldirontides51
Member since Jan 2020
24 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 12:24 pm to
Just a wild guess, but you paid for girlfriends fake boobs and shortly thereafter she up and leaves. I might be wrong but....
My ex- girlfriend wanted me to buy her a new pair. I told her nope, wasn't spending my money for someone else to enjoy them somewhere down the road. No regrets.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29311 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:04 pm to
Sadly, the woman in that picture is only 48.
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:16 pm to
Deep down I think many of us wanted an old lady with bog cans thread... aside from two pictures I'm disappointed
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:17 pm to
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How old is too old to get fake boobs?


they all seriously need a bit of nip and tuck work so they arent flopping around but as far as a first boob job, i think if she 50+ its paased time to worry about it and she is trying to fix other issues then gravity by getting it done and its not gonna save the marriage
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194401 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:23 pm to
I'm 58 ,,two years at the most to make a decision
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1838 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:23 pm to
It's never "too late". There are plenty of women who have mastectomies and don't do it "to be sexy". The implants today are much more natural than the ones in the 90's that were up on the neck. If it makes a woman feel better, then go for it. Everyone should be able to feel good in their own skin.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58233 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:24 pm to
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I'm 58 ,,two years at the most to make a decision

Do you really want to take attention away from your hair?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194401 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:49 pm to
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Do you really want to take attention away from your hair?


good points
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24842 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 1:53 pm to
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if a woman is looking to get implants after age 45 and she’s married then she’s not doing it for her husband.


She could be doing it for herself.

Hell I told my wife to tear out the originals and replace them with fake ones. Any women with full B cup and higher will lose to gravity. They can rebuild them or look at getting breast lifts occasionally to put them back where they belong as they age.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
15924 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:56 pm to
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She could be doing it for herself.


Could be
That’s why I said “likely”.

Not saying it’s certain but just fair warning to married men out there who have wives suddenly wanting new tits after 45 years of age….

She might be renovating for a new buyer
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103111 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:57 pm to
If they are sagging below your knees, you might not need new ones. Instead, consider a reduction.
Posted by beauxgy
LA
Member since Feb 2007
3890 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:00 pm to
If it helps with your transition, go for it, zhe.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
11300 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:04 pm to
Funny story.... I had a pretty rough first year at LSU. I majored in Fing off and drinking. My mothers aunt was visiting our home during the Summer break. I think the aunt was in her 70's and pretty conservative.

My mom pops off about how much $ they spent on my college with no real return on the investment in front of her aunt. I grabbed a moment of greatness and replied "Well you spent $3500 on fake boobs and I assume only dad gets a return on that!".

My dad later pulled me aside and said I should not have disrespected my mother that way. He ended the "talk" saying ...."it was a pretty funny response".

It is a miracle my parents paid for my college. I was a turd.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
4010 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:19 pm to
my wife is in her 40s and is interested in one of those mommy makeovers where she gets a lift, implants, and tummy tuck. kinda pricey. lol. i'm all for it though
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/7/21 at 5:32 pm to
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45 maybe


Wow, way to put me on the clock there
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7251 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:14 am to
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Just a wild guess, but you paid for girlfriends fake boobs and shortly thereafter she up and leaves. I might be wrong but....


Negative. Didn't think it was a good idea, and strongly suggested she not do so. She did it on her own.

I'm much, much happier than I would have been with her. Wife is a much better partner than the ex was.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22022 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 11:24 am to
My wife got her set when she was in her early 50s (long before we met). She had just separated from her then-husband, and was "out there".
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