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re: How old are you and how many different toilets do you think you have pooped in

Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20822 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

how many different toilets do you think you have pooped in


Do upper deckers count twice?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1875 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:59 pm to
50yoa

350
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13477 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:59 pm to
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40 and I would say I am 100 or less...


I probably hit 100 last year alone.

We've got 3 at home, but I don't use the one upstairs often, but have in a pinch. Plus I have replaced all of them at one point, so that's easily 6 just in my house.

3 at my last house, and I lived in a dorm for a year so there were several. School bathrooms, 3 different apartments all with at least a couple. At least a half dozen different ones at my current job. And I've had 4 previous jobs, let's say about 6-10 in each of those offices. Countless hotels and rental properties over the years. Used to travel for work, and would spend 4 nights a week in the same hotel room, times 14-16 weeks traveling per year, it adds up. On a cruise. Airplanes. Of course in several different Buc-ees. Are we counting port-a-potties as well? What about in the woods on the side of the interstate? On the USS Alabama, in one of the Smithsonian museums, on a bus, both sets of grandparents houses growing up, houses we lived in growing up, its a huge number.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:59 pm to
What a shitty thread.
Posted by RoosterCogburn585
Member since Aug 2011
1813 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:00 pm to
I have never pooped in a port-a-potty. I think I would have a panic attack if the blue got on me.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14606 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:03 pm to
I stopped pooping as a child.

And now take manly shite at the appropriate time.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5195 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:13 pm to
Doing some simple math:
Let's say I have 35ish years of using public toilets for #2. Thinking logically, I probably average a unique toilet once every three months taking into consideration that almost every toilet was new for the first several years of life. 12/3=4. 4*35= 140
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122189 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:15 pm to
Where do you work? Public school?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6822 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6080 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:51 pm to
50. Too many to count.

Notable toilet - Vatican.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139476 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 3:56 pm to
The new OT
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2874 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:29 pm to
Took a dump in a dumpster once, does that count as a toilet?
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11163 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:55 pm to
33 and I'm at 40 between all the places I have worked, lived at and close relatives houses.

I can count on one hand the amount of times I shite while I was at school from 1st grade through 12th.

Had a general rule of not shitting on public toilet seats until about 3-4 years ago unless it was an absolute emergency
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