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re: How not to live with a gay man

Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:42 pm to
interesting conundrum you have there mister.

my solution is living with my wife.






Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 1:46 am to
Tell me where the man who happens to be gay touched you


On this doll

Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 2:13 am to
He said:



quote:

Youre friday nights arent the same. You come home saturday afternoon making small talk about an applebees server you got a room with, you get to hear a drug soaked saga about getting fisted by a married car salesman with hairy knuckles. It aint the same


quote:

if youre squeamish about seeing two twinks getting hammered in 4k on a 60" hitachi don't come home before 4:30.



And you said this and were 100% serious:

quote:

You're just living with a man



Posted by gplayerjr
Lafayette, La
Member since Sep 2008
1101 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 2:14 am to
Sounds like you're a little bitch.... Reach down and grab what's left of your balls and be the "man" of your home.... Fml
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 4:25 am to
quote:

fmfl
true
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:42 am to
quote:

Chef Leppard



automatic upvote for CL thread
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:45 am to
quote:

I grew up in a very gay beach community.



this explains sooooooo much
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39366 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:53 am to
Pics of Applebee's server?

I am going to upvote you even though this thread is absolutely disgusting.

I am also going to suggest that you have Big gay Al get to stepping to wherever he is going to live next. I then want you to get a grandmotherly room mate so that you can start a new thread in a few weeks about grey pubes on the soap.

A follow up thread could be achieved about the differences between putting honey mustard or onion ring sauce on it to moisten her up for the inevitable oral.


Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:54 am to
quote:

A) Talking about women and sex. Will open the floodgates to conversations you never, ever wanted to fricking have. Youre friday nights arent the same. You come home saturday afternoon making small talk about an applebees server you got a room with, you get to hear a drug soaked saga about getting fisted by a married car salesman with hairy knuckles. It aint the same


ETA: does that gay dude at least keep the house clean and cook well? if not, I say GTFO.
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 6:56 am
Posted by Skooter
Member since Jun 2008
2253 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 7:55 am to
At least you get to have sex with your roommate.

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 7:58 am to
Can't help you.
This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 10:12 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:08 am to
quote:

know the people that own Sundae Cafe are gay but never heard that it was a gay Mecca.


well, gay mecca is kinda strong. for a 3mi long island with 3000 people theres alot of gays. you not notice the couple parades a year down there?

I will say theres a disproportionate number of Subaru hatchback lesbians to gay men down there. No idea why. In the neighborhood where grew up we lived next to a retired lesbian couple who Im still in touch with, was two door down from a younger lesbian couple that own a business on bay street, and at the end of the road theres a Realtor lady whos a lesbian. thats out of maybe 18 houses. just painting a picture here. using lots of color
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13359 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:32 am to
Chef, your threads rarely disappoint.

quote:

1.) You need to lay off the fricking weed.

Weed isn't his DOC.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39366 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:36 am to
Whatever happened to home nurse that was supplying Chef with recreational pharmaceuticals pilfered from the patients she was caring for?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 8:54 am to
I dont regret much but I actually regret posting about that on here. I cared about that girl and she found out I posted that and blew a gasket. we dont speak anymore :(
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:23 am to
quote:

well, gay mecca is kinda strong.



Kind of a gay Medina then, no?
Posted by SoFresh
New Orleans
Member since May 2010
3068 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:42 am to
quote:

didn't shut the back door all the way


ISWYDT
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167005 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:48 am to
i ask we bypass a lunch thread today, i'm about to go hurl my protein shake now. this thread disgusts me to my core. more so than fricking a pretty lady who puts a dick in your mouth.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:00 am to
I would suggest that you sir are not very culturally advanced. this is a gay new world we're living in
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25106 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:11 am to
Sounds like his problem is not that he's gay. His problem is he's inconsiderate, lacks self awareness, and his mother didn't teach him manners (or they didn't take).

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