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How many times do you flush for a #2?

Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Nephropidae
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:56 pm
Sorry if already covered in another thread. My wife told me I flush too much in a sitting and was curious if she is out of line. Eliminating outliers like pez dispenser poops where more shite comes out each time you wipe, what is your average flush frequency?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:57 pm to
Once, but my diet has fiber in it.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:58 pm to
I don't, so everyone else can enjoy it too.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Eliminating outliers like pez dispenser poops where more shite comes out each time you wipe, what is your average flush frequency?

You're gonna want to stop shitting before you wipe, champ
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:58 pm to
As many as it takes
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 6:58 pm to
Depends on how much TP I use. That seems to be the crucial factor
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

My wife told me I flush too much in a sitting


In other words, the water bill has increased
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:01 pm to
Get some Kirkland wipes.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
47036 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:02 pm to
Once unless I masturbate then it’s a half dozen times
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:04 pm to
I don’t know what your wife does with it after I drop it on her tits.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:04 pm to
Stop eating McDonalds every day.
Posted by puse01
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 1:04 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27939 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:07 pm to
I’ve always used an abundance of TP, so I flush a minimum of two times. I like to have a clean butthole.
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4221 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:08 pm to
It is super rare that I would flush more than once. I take probiotics and eat enough fiber though. I amazed that folks don’t take better care of their gut in with all the information out there.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:10 pm to
I have crohns so usually 2-3 times a sitting
Posted by jaytothen
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:13 pm to
What a shitty thread
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:14 pm to
Ratemypoo
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:15 pm to
Usually just hold the handle down to give it a powerflush.

Will give a flush during if it's especially spicy.
Posted by Barn_Owl
Dallas
Member since Feb 2020
234 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:16 pm to
i like to look at my movement….checking for irregularities. Therefore i totally complete my movement. Then flush. Then i use wet wipes and i wrap the wipes tight in toilet paper, place in garbage outside usually in a tied up wal-mart bag.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 7:50 pm to
Depends on the carnage
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