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How many people have to die at. CHristmas ?

Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:37 pm
In the name of Christmas lights?

Tha stats are sobering:

11,000 people go to the emergency room annually for burns...broken bones...cuts...etc in decorating mishaps.

100 plus fires are started eachyear

16 people die....each....year...

When will enough be enough.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77734 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:38 pm to
You need the banhammer
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:40 pm to
When I was a kid, every time a person I knew who died at Christmas I'd get better presents.


So, all I'm going to say is bring on the dying!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:40 pm to
If it was up to me, I'd only allow certain types of wreaths and Nativity scenes.

If you want it lit up, point a flashlight or two at sweet baby Jesus.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:40 pm to
Oooh, in your next grinchesque thread please do poinsettias the little black widow that lurks in all of our windowsills.
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
5379 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
Portable GFCI outlets should be a mandated sale with Christmas lights
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184600 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

How many people have to die at. CHristmas ?


Just one more and he posts on TD as Tiger Ryno
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69577 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
I'm enjoying your new persona.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:41 pm to
I went to high school with a guy who's paralyzed from setting up lights.

This isn't a problem that's just going away.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:43 pm to
treefity?
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:44 pm to
People die doing anything. Let it be
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 5:47 pm to
I hope my ex plans on putting up lights this year
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 6:05 pm to
Here, let Jim Carroll and Lou Reed cheer you up:
LINK
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47746 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 6:06 pm to
How many have to die? This implies they were forced.

These people were clearly volunteers.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41802 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 6:09 pm to
Darwinism works.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47746 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Darwinism works.


I had thought about adding "Compelled by the flute of Darwin" but had already said they were volunteers. I don't think Darwin recipients have a choice.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38380 posts
Posted on 12/19/15 at 6:16 pm to
Stop posting drunk
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