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re: How Many Own a Secret Second Home?

Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:16 pm to
I have a mistress suite in the quarter
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
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Posted on 4/19/18 at 10:18 pm to
Idk anybody that has this situation. Please describe more
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 12:55 am to
I own a house in 2 of the top 7 cities in the US to live...

Colorado Springs, CO and Huntsville, AL
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39257 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 6:46 am to
What is there to describe? A group of guys go in on a place, maybe under a corporation. Said group brings skanks and hookers to that house. It's basically not shitting where you eat
This post was edited on 4/20/18 at 6:49 am
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 6:51 am to
I get the idea but I’ve never seen heard of anyone doing that. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but that’s extreme. I understand a camp though.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 6:56 am to
Is this what guys who don't have hot wives do?
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:09 am to
Needed an office for work, so I rented an entire floor of a building over on Jefferson for a few years. Told the SO I only had the front office and that my "neighbors" were assholes who smoked cigars and listed to loud music. Locked perimeter door, security cameras out the arse, secret back door. Me and the guys would hang out in the back "offices" for poker, weed, etc. I'm sure a hooker or two may have been brought through there--although not by this cowboy (hi honey). Place was kind of run down, but it was approx 1800 sq ft with free utilities for like $300 a month. Good times.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:18 am to
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I’ve heard of people owning a secret home and having a secret family before


An LSU fullback from the 2011 team was dating a girl here and she found out he had a second family and kids in Oregon. She aired it all out on facebook and now she is a feminazi.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:19 am to
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How Many Own a Secret Second Home?

I realize this is Louisiana so when I say “home” I really mean da camp.

Still, how many of you baws are keeping a second place hidden from the wife?




quote:

If so, how long do you think you’ll get away with it?



Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:23 am to
quote:

I realize this is Louisiana so when I say “home” I really mean da camp.

Still, how many of you baws are keeping a second place hidden from the wife? If so, how long do you think you’ll get away with it?




CSB on topic. I worked in Tax and Appraisal Software in Texas 99-01. The CADS in Texas were on the ball with providing online access to property assessments and tax rolls, searchable by name, address, etc.

When Louisiana first came on board with this a few years later it was set up the same way.

But QUICKLY some lawmakers got something(injunction maybe) that removed the ability to see property owners names with property on the La Assessors site.

The reason??? Your OP is dead-on and this made a LOT of men in Louisiana shite their pants.

About 2 years later they suddenly went transparent again and went to what you see now, fully searchable database with taxpayer name information.
They bought themselves time to get their shady shite hidden under LLCs and what not.
Hell I downloaded the entire Tax Roll a few weeks ago and Put it into a SQL Server DB for my personal stalky fun.
Downloadable EBR Tax Roll


Anyhoots. TLDR Louisiana Lawmakers didn't want property owners names available on the EBR Assessors website(and subsequent parishes).
This post was edited on 4/20/18 at 7:25 am
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 7:24 am to
quote:

keeping a second place hidden


Peasant. I have 10 secret homes.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63246 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:12 am to
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How Many Own a Secret Second Home?


Get real, if you are a man you don't own the primary home you live in.

Sure you may think you do but answer these simple questions

#1 who sleeps on the couch first, you or your wife / GF
#2 who decorated the
kitchen
bedroom
bathroom
#3 do you even have a room to yourself? Especially if you pay the mortgage
garage
basement
out building
none
#4 do you have "throw pillows" in any room you spend most of your time in
#5 do you have a bathroom all to yourself
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2985 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 8:18 am to
My cousin has like 5 camps scattered all around. They used one on True Detective season 1.

There's a large berm back there somewhere where they shoot. HBO ended up paying him more for the 4 week rent than he paid for the land. The shitty houses and stuff were brought in. He has a little camp off to the side.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:08 am to
My friends dad kept a camaro hidden in a storage unit for like 5 years before her mom found out.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:12 am to
quote:

My side chick stays at my secret house


How often do you let her out of her chains?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:13 am to
Is this the thread where we discuss how happily married people of the OT are, and how great families and kids are?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:17 am to
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How do you keep an entire property a secret




I don't have a second home, but I 100% guarantee I own property the wife doesn't know about.

It's just never come up. In 10 years.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:18 am to
That's the dismemberment thread.
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