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re: How many of you wash your hands after you piss

Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

don't piss on my hands


And again, that has nothing to do with it.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:03 pm to
If hands are dirty I was them before and after. If hands are fairly clean, I wash them after the piss. Always keep a clean ween!
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:12 pm to
Wash my hands before. Don't touch my dick during. Wash my hands after. Use paper towel to open door.
Posted by dale10
The Red Stick
Member since May 2006
978 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

I wash my hands before I piss.


Thank you, thought I was the only one who did this. Although, I do wash my hands about 20 times a day, it's because of everything thing I touch that is not isolated in my pants.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

How many of you wash your hands after you piss
well if I'm in gym shorts, I just pull the waste band down, use it to help aim and then to shake.

That way hands stay clean
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39064 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:15 pm to
Will read again
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:17 pm to
Y'all are some nasty motherfrickers. The effort involved in washing your hands are about as minimal as it comes. Nasty arse people.
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3193 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:34 pm to
Always. Even if yon didn't piss on your self or if your cock is squeaky clean, its a good chance to wash off all the germs you have picked up just touching random stuff that other nasty people has touched after pissing on their hands and not washing.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:38 pm to
I don't
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

The effort involved in washing your hands are about as minimal as it comes
im going to bet that most of the people who think this dont wash their hands for the proper length of time or wash higher than their wrists
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26632 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:06 pm to
It's simple though. Sing happy birthday.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:32 pm to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:30 am
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

If you wash your dick in the shower and then take a piss when you get out, you arent touching anything dirty? Right?


What about if you piss in the shower? That's even cleaner right?
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:34 pm to
What uncivilized barbaric frick doesn't wash their hands after they piss?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24181 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:37 pm to
next time we shake hands :

1. The dampness on my hand isn't from washing, I pissed on my hands.

2. You're welcome for sterilizing your hands for you
Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
Member since Aug 2010
4507 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:38 pm to
If I'm alone in the restroom, no

If there are others in the restroom, sometimes
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:39 pm to
Does the restroom have good paper towels or shitty hand wanna be dryers?

Also if I wash my hands then grab the door handle after Fat Albert shook 47 times and didn't wash his hands, does it really matter?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:40 pm to
What about when you're wearing shorts and you feel the splash back on your shins? What's protocol then?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:40 pm to
Depends on what I touch.


I can pee without touching any skin or porcelain.
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