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re: How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?

Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92893 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

He doesn't need his cell phone because he has a landline next to his toilet. You dumb or something?



People don't bring their phones with them to poop because they want to talk. You dumb or something?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67861 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

My phone goes everywhere with me.

This. If I don't answer you know I'm ignoring you.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:05 pm to
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Imagine all the undetected fecal matter on people's cellphones.


It would be there regardless. Everything is covered in various types of poo particles.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171891 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:06 pm to
The thread was about using your phone to read, post, play games, etc, and he answered as if the thread was about talking to people.


It was a joke that flew twenty feet over your head
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
81670 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:07 pm to
Yep...when else can I catch up on Trivia Crack?
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22511 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:07 pm to
Your wife poops?

She must be ugly as frick
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

quote: He doesn't need his cell phone because he has a landline next to his toilet. You dumb or something?


People don't bring their phones with them to poop because they want to talk. You dumb or something?


Someone didn't get the joke.
Posted by unbanmepls
FQ
Member since Dec 2014
734 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:11 pm to
frick that weak shite I bring my laptop when I poo.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:17 pm to
I take mine
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:18 pm to
Every time.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:20 pm to
I propose an honor system where we all use a certain icon in every post we make on the shitter.

:shitter:
Posted by shiftworker
LP
Member since Dec 2011
5198 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

quote: My wife does this too. girls dont poop



Two girls, one cup brutha.


The truth is out there.
Posted by xLxSxUxFxAxNx
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
58630 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:32 pm to
Right now I have my tablet and just squeezed off what I think was my last. But I'm going to wait a minute to be sure.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42758 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?
I've gotten to the point where I can't poop without mine.



not that bad yet, but everytime i go poo without it. I just fell exposed
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16950 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:43 pm to
I'm looking at this thread right now on the toilet
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68040 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

I have to poop with my phone and our electric space heater.


This. 120 degrees in the bathroom is a must always.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
12695 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:46 pm to
Every. Damn. Time.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18284 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:50 pm to
What is TigerDroppings without the Droppings?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

If I don't answer you know I'm ignoring you.


if the phone doesn't ring, it's me?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:54 pm to
Right now fyi. Usually I'm soft serve, but this is solid.
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