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How many of you are going to buy the latest monitoring device from our Amazon overlords?
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:26 am
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:26 am
Introducing Amazon Halo. It monitors the following:
Body Composition - Measure body fat percentage, a better indicator of health than weight or BMI alone.
Activity - Track the intensity & duration of your movement plus sedentary time.
Sleep - Analyze patterns like how often you wake up during the night.
Labs - At-home workouts, guided meditations, sleep sounds, and other ways to stay healthy from experts like Lifesum, SWEAT, and Headspace.
Tone - Analyze qualities of your voice like energy and positivity to help strengthen communication.
All hail our AI rulers. May they grant us mercy and make good use of our earthly bodies.
Body Composition - Measure body fat percentage, a better indicator of health than weight or BMI alone.
Activity - Track the intensity & duration of your movement plus sedentary time.
Sleep - Analyze patterns like how often you wake up during the night.
Labs - At-home workouts, guided meditations, sleep sounds, and other ways to stay healthy from experts like Lifesum, SWEAT, and Headspace.
Tone - Analyze qualities of your voice like energy and positivity to help strengthen communication.
All hail our AI rulers. May they grant us mercy and make good use of our earthly bodies.
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Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:30 am to upgrayedd
I for one welcome our slicon valley overlords
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:30 am to upgrayedd
If it can be bested by a claw hammer, it isn't an "Overlord".
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:34 am to upgrayedd
"Skynet" already exists. It's in the stages of learning every possible detail about you and how you operate. Its' thoughts will become yours in time.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:38 am to upgrayedd
I was excited about it due to its low price and low monthly fee but it doesn't measure heart rate variability which I have found to be exceedingly helpful with training. Until it does I will stick to my Oura ring.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:40 am to upgrayedd
Does it tell the time?
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:41 am to upgrayedd
People are trying to be so #healthy that they don’t see their giving all their info to Amazon who I’m sure has no evil intentions at all
Nope they don’t store any info.
Nope they don’t store any info.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:41 am to Obtuse1
I’m waiting for the government to give me one for free with my covid vaccine
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:44 am to Lawyered
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People are trying to be so #healthy that they don’t see their giving all their info to Amazon who I’m sure has no evil intentions at all
If Jeff Bezos wants to whack it to my body fat % I’m ok with that.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:45 am to scottfruget
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:47 am to upgrayedd
Great, a device that can monitor your statements in real time to determine if you are enthusiastically regurgitating the dogmas of the day. Small electrical shocks will be administered in response to any percieved "hate speech" or heterodoxy.
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:48 am to OysterPoBoy
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Does it tell the time?
Why the hell would it do something like that?
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:49 am to LegendInMyMind
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Does it tell the time?
Why the hell would it do something like that?
It actually says in the description that it doesn't have a screen in order to avoid distraction
Posted on 11/28/20 at 10:51 am to upgrayedd
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It actually says in the description that it doesn't have a screen in order to avoid distraction
I'm sticking with my Timex.
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