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re: How many of y'all have pretended to get a divorce

Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65945 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:09 pm to
Has anyone done this with Cox?

I tried doing this once, and they tried to say it takes a month or so before they can activate service at a place that just disconnected.

I don't buy that. That's crap.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35482 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:10 pm to
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That will be phased out with the older generations

Sure, but as of today it's premature to act surprised that some people still have it.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65945 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:30 pm to
If it was just me.. it would be super easy to ditch cable.. but living with an entire family.. it just makes it so much easier.

I wish we could get rid of cable, because I use streaming for everything..

Really though by the time you figure the bundle.. it really isn't all that much more. Cable internet prices are going up any ways, especially if you pay the extra $50 to have no data cap.. which I have to have.

My cable bill alone, without internet, is probably right around $100.. and that's with multiple boxes/rooms.. and then I get up to like 12 e-mails that I can share with family/friends to access apps such as WatchESPN, Disney, ABC, etc.. This saves them having to buy a sling-like type of subscription which is really nice.

We can also access all our tv channels via an app or web browser from home.. What would be so awesome is if you could access this all outside of your home network, but that's not happening.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:38 pm to
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I did that but then my ex pretended to get a divorce to bang the neighbor.

Win some, lose some.


Will you ever let that shite die? I said I was sorry...I let you attach your fence to mine...wtf else do I have to do?

It wasn't even that good.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14276 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:49 pm to
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wtf else do I have to do?

Go see a doctor and find out why it burns when you piss.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19289 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:52 pm to
I pretended to be divorced to get in your mom's drawers
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:53 pm to
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You still need to pay the cable company for internet in many places and when you add up to streaming services with your internet bill it’s more expensive than cable plus internet

It depends on the situation. We were paying about $200 for internet and cable. Now we pay $90 for internet and $35 for YouTubeTV. It's worth it to me just to not have a contract and having to call Cox and threaten to leave every 12 months.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:54 pm to
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I pretended to be divorced to get in your mom's drawers

I thought you were getting a real one Torch?
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:56 pm to
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Go see a doctor and find out why it burns when you piss.


That's a sick arse joke, baw. You know damn well it's against the baw code to pass around tainted pussy.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19289 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:58 pm to
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I thought you were getting a real one Torch?


I am, got past ho's coming out of the woodwork texting, calling, IM'ing etc.

They all look terrible now
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:01 pm to
I didn't do that but similar. Well, close. After my divorce I went to Latter Day Saints.com and signed my ex up for a free copy of the Book of Mormon. I checked the boxes to visit and call as well. The kiddo says they still call and knock 7 years later so that's a win.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 7:04 pm
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:28 pm to
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I don't understand why anyone would stick with cable.
My internet has been out for 2 days now and no word when it will return. Makes me reconsider my desire to drop satellite.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:48 pm to
I thought this was going to be some weird married people sex fantasy thing.

"I'm going take half of everything you own, you slut!"
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:06 pm to
On the same note, if you tell the restaurants and hotels you’re on your anniversary trip you will get perks.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36179 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:39 pm to
I don’t get it.

I’m Mr Smith. I got a divorce. Can I switch my account to Mrs. Smith who I’m obviously not?
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 9:45 pm to
If the account is in Mr. Smith's name, have mrs. Smith call and have the account switched to her name, enabling her to recieve promotions as a new customer and vice versa if it is in her name.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 9:47 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20107 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:48 pm to
Watching TV is trashy
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:49 pm to
I thought this was to get on govt assistance. That's what all the black women do that work at our local hospital.
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