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re: How many holes in a straw?

Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 6:45 pm to
Here’s the answer from someone who knows something about bitches and holes-



Posted by k wilk
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:28 pm to
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Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 9:42 pm to
Before or after I frick it up trying to get it out of the wrapper and can’t get to the bottom 3 inches of my drink?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 10:41 pm to
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Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

A drinking straw, how many holes?






There is no hole because there is no straw. There is nothing. The straw is a figment of your imagination, a ruse your mind created to deal with the pain of your own existence. You need the straw to be there just to keep the fragile eggshell that is your mind from shattering into a infinite number of razor sharp shards ripping apart your identity and leaving you a blank, drooling blob of vegetative flesh. So your mind tells you the straw is there. Even though deep down in the darkest recesses of your soul, places you dare not look because you know the terrifying monsters that lurk there, you know there is no straw. There never was a straw. There never will be a straw.

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
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Posted on 11/29/17 at 11:12 pm to
Bout tree fiddy
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:23 am to
IWHI
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:29 am to
None.

A straw is a hollow cylinder.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:40 am to
All of you saying none are just wrong. Surely a ring has a hole, and a straw is just a long ring.

At the atomic level every object has countless holes.

This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 12:41 am
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