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re: How many grown men would it take to physically restrain a gorilla?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:38 pm to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:38 pm to StringedInstruments
Are we talking football players here or democrats?
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:38 pm to Rep520
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Look at this fight, neither one flinches:
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:56 pm to StringedInstruments
This is how I imagine this battle going. Seriously, we humans without weapons dont stand a chance against a full grown Gorilla. They could literally rip us limb from limb and proceed to throw the bodies 30 feet away.
I think it would take between 100-200 men. This is 100 if we are talking absolutely massive insanely in shape offensive lineman and bodybuilders who who weigh upwards of 250 and 300 pounds. If we talking average men weighing from 180-220. It could take over 200 men. I'm not even joking, we are just that outmatched.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 6:58 pm to kciDAtaE
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Well yeah, at the same time. Humans are not stupid. It would not be a random free for all. It would be a planned attack
Well if humans are agreeing to go take down a gorilla without making some form of weapons for their aid, then they absolutely are stupid.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:10 pm to StringedInstruments
What has always amazed me about them is that they are vegetarians. Right? So, how did they evolve to be so powerful and with such huge jaws and teeth (not for root, shoots and berries) and massive, articulated limbs. Not to mention smart.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:15 pm to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:17 pm to biglego
And probably stamped each other as they try to run away after the first few die
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:20 pm to beachdude
Because evolution isn't real.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 7:34 pm to Chuker
He just grabbed him and starting dragging him like he was going to take him around the corner and frick him
Posted on 4/23/18 at 8:04 pm to StringedInstruments
I honestly think I could do it without any help. Got my bench max up to 135 last week and am pretty agile so I think I could probably subdue him
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:23 pm to Lou Pai
Better question is: how many 8 yo could you fight?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:25 pm to StringedInstruments
Sampson would annihilate a gorilla.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:31 pm to Robin Masters
I feel like I could hold my own against about 80 of them. I would have a height advantage on average of about a foot so I like my odds on fending off at least 50 of them, biased higher.
This post was edited on 4/23/18 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:38 pm to Robin Masters
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Better question is: how many 8 yo could you fight?
Are we all the same skill level?
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:54 pm to JackieTreehorn
quote:They dont punch they rip
The humans would get their skulls caved in with one punch.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:58 pm to Jim Rockford
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OTOH a chimp will frick you up.
Don't know why but this has me rolling.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:03 pm to Lou Pai
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I feel like I could hold my own against about 80 of them. I would have a height advantage on average of about a foot so I like my odds on fending off at least 50 of them, biased higher.
I think if they are just mindless little zombies I might could get through 50, before I got gassed and they overwhelmed me. If they are mentally like real American 8yo then probably all of them since once I fricked up the first one really good, no one would have the balls to step to me again. Maybe some 8 yo from the hood or Cambodia would be hard enough but beyond that I think most wouldpuss out. Don’t forget, they’re only 8 yo.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:04 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
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Are we all the same skill level?
Whatever skills you have then you would bring them.
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:09 pm to Robin Masters
Start a GoFundMe and make it happen
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:12 pm to Rep520
Well a chimpanzee was able to rip that Connecticut lady’d hands off. A chimp weighs 35 pounds. Multiply that power by 25
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