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re: How many Dildos and funny stuff do you think TSA sees on the daily
Posted on 4/7/22 at 8:12 pm to Lawyered
Posted on 4/7/22 at 8:12 pm to Lawyered
I had a box cutter and a tube of toothpaste in my backpack going through security in Bakersfield. They confiscated the toothpaste but somehow left the box cutter. Got lucky that day 
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Posted on 4/7/22 at 8:25 pm to PurpleCrewe
You’re good baw. Tsa won’t take your dildo
Posted on 4/7/22 at 9:18 pm to PurpleCrewe
Posted on 4/7/22 at 10:22 pm to Globetrotter747
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I’m not sure about checked luggage rules for liquids because I’m strictly carry on, but a 12 ounce bottle of any substance that can be squeezed out of it should be confiscated by the TSA at the security check.
Here’s from the TSA website
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TSA is allowing one liquid hand sanitizer container up to 12 ounces per passenger in carry-on bags until further notice. These containers will need to be screened separately, which will add some time to the checkpoint screening experience.
Posted on 4/7/22 at 10:28 pm to PurpleCrewe
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 9:36 am to lsuconnman
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He should’ve been more embarrassed by the toupee.
i laughed so hard when he pyt that thing on, a gray haired old man wearing a dark wig that stood out from 1/4 mile away it was fake, wasnt even his natural color and didnt cover even half of his head
the women was definitely a freak into weird shite but im shocked they let her go, in other shows they just label them prostitutes/sex workers and send them back
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:24 am to PurpleCrewe
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:29 am to SuperSaint
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yeah I’m suuuure it was a gag gift
Oh it made her gag all right
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:40 am to auwaterfowler
quote:You can buy some damn nice luggage at that place too.
Have a buddy that used to work at Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro, Alabama. He said the stuff they found each day, like sex toys, was hilarious and numerous.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:44 am to Lawyered
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TSA is allowing one liquid hand sanitizer container up to 12 ounces per passenger in carry-on bags until further notice. These containers will need to be screened separately, which will add some time to the checkpoint screening experience.
Can you provide a link to this? I don’t see it on the TSA site and would be pretty surprised by it.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:53 am to Globetrotter747
TSA link to hand sanitizer allowance
I stumbled across this while sitting in the airport actually. I was dicking around on their website
I stumbled across this while sitting in the airport actually. I was dicking around on their website
Posted on 4/8/22 at 10:57 am to Team Vote
Airport Security Officer : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 11:21 am to Lawyered
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I stumbled across this while sitting in the airport actually. I was dicking around on their website
I see.
For some reason I read all these posts as liquids in general instead of an exception for hand sanitizer. I didn’t know about the hand sanitizer exemption.
Lord. 12 ounces of hand sanitizer in a carry on bag. What a bunch of pussies we are.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 11:30 am to Globetrotter747
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Lord. 12 ounces of hand sanitizer in a carry on bag. What a bunch of pussies we are.
Completely agree.
That’s beyond excessive. If you’re that scared and need almost a pint of Purrell , stay home good lord.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 2:39 pm to keakar
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i laughed so hard when he pyt that thing on, a gray haired old man wearing a dark wig that stood out from 1/4 mile away it was fake, wasnt even his natural color and didnt cover even half of his head
and he had the vibrating belt he work during sex, the police thought they had a big drug bust because the dude didn't want them to open that suitcase
Posted on 4/8/22 at 3:12 pm to TorNation
Who sits down and thinks to write about fake cocks
Posted on 4/8/22 at 3:37 pm to PurpleCrewe
Did your mind go straight to dildos when you thought of this premise?
Posted on 4/8/22 at 4:42 pm to TigerCoon
Got married a month after 9/11.
Leaving for our honeymoon, TSA found my new wife’s grandmother’s antique cake knife in her backpack.
After it was used for the cake cutting, someone cleaned it off and tossed it in her bag.
TSA wasn’t playing around and I thought she was going to be arrested...would have been a lonely honeymoon.
Leaving for our honeymoon, TSA found my new wife’s grandmother’s antique cake knife in her backpack.
After it was used for the cake cutting, someone cleaned it off and tossed it in her bag.
TSA wasn’t playing around and I thought she was going to be arrested...would have been a lonely honeymoon.
Posted on 4/8/22 at 4:47 pm to Globetrotter747
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which will add some time to the checkpoint screening experience.
Only a government agency could come up with "checkpoint screening experience ".
Posted on 4/8/22 at 4:56 pm to bikerack
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Leaving for our honeymoon, TSA found my new wife’s grandmother’s antique cake knife in her backpack.
After it was used for the cake cutting, someone cleaned it off and tossed it in her bag.
TSA wasn’t playing around and I thought she was going to be arrested...would have been a lonely honeymoon.
I was a groomsman for a friend who discovered that the other groomsmen and I were planning on dumping buckets of birdseed on them when they were leaving the reception. So the bride and groom slipped out a different door.
Got a call from him the next day complaining about the fact that we took half their clothes out of their luggage and refilled it with bird seed. He was so mad. LOL. I told him he was in the BVI on his honeymoon and he didnt need clothes.
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