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How long until there's a fatwah on Macron and he is taken out?

Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:39 am
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:39 am
Posted by RIPMachoMan
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:42 am to


PT board maybe?

Edit: Assuming you mean a death Fatwa
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 9:43 am
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:42 am to
What did he do?
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:46 am to
I expanded the OP.
Posted by RidiculousHype
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:47 am to
Who else immediately thought of Larry David when they read the subject line?
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:48 am to
He’ll apologize for getting blood on their knife
Posted by 225Tyga
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:48 am to
You never knew what a fatwah was until you watched Curb Your Enthusiasm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 9:49 am to
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:03 am to
Entered this thread hoping for some Larry David and was not disappointed.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:20 am to
I thought it was an offense in Islam to draw images of people or animals....
quote:




Hence only seeing geometric designs in historical Islamic shrines:




"Who said "Jehovah"?"

Posted by tigersbh
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:35 am to
Not gonna happen. He is the anti-Christ in waiting.
Posted by chryso
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:42 am to
I'm pretty sure that is Willem Dafoe
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

He is the anti-Christ in waiting.


Which evangelical church do you attend?
Posted by MimosaRouge
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 3:15 pm to
The Muslims will turn him into a Macaron cookie:

Posted by tigersbh
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Which evangelical church do you attend?


My church didn’t tell me that. They never talk prophecy. Did my own research. I could be wrong but I don’t think so.
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Did my own research. I could be wrong but I don’t think so.


truer words have never been spoken
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:12 pm to
I don't think Macron is likable enough to be the antichrist. His own people can't stand him.



This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 4:16 pm
Posted by BottomlandBrew
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:12 pm to
I just went down a rabbit hole of crazy about it. Here it is for anyone else interested in.
Posted by Slippy
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

The ultimate source of the Antichrist's power is Satan (Revelation 13:2), and Satan has [some] supernatural abilities (John 12:31; 2 Corinthians 4:4; Ephesians 2:2). Thus, I expect the Antichrist to possess some unusual or unique traits. A reporter followed Macron for a week and noticed some unique traits he displayed, documenting them in this article. These include not breaking in sweltering heat, possessing relentless energy (which he is renowned for), being able to look at someone and convince them to trust him with his "penetrating blue eyes", being able to recite perfect Greek, and playing both sides in a bid for a newspaper.

Macron's former classmates reckon "he was not like the others". As a teenager and young adult, Macron was always hanging around older people – having dinners with his teachers, avoiding the advances of girls his own age (no regard "for the desire of women" - Dan 11:37), according to his former classmates.


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