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re: How long before my wife initiates sex (with me)?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 5:58 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 10/12/18 at 5:58 am to Tyga Woods
Give her 2 martinis and a couple of bumps of blow. Tried and true formula
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:02 am to Tyga Woods
Didn’t you post a thread saying “I’m having sex tonight” a few weeks ago?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:03 am to Tyga Woods
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If she doesn’t try to have sex within 2 months, I’m leaving her.
Might as well find a divorce attorney now...
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:04 am to Tyga Woods
I tried that...went over a year. Then gave me the happy news she was pregnant. I said “congratulations, who’s the father”. We were divorced 2 months later.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:05 am to Tyga Woods
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Oh well have sex if I initiate. I want to see how long the drought would last before she initiated it.
It will last right up until she decides you think shes ugly and goes out and bangs Jody to make herself feel better.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:06 am to 99BLKBRD
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I tried that...went over a year. Then gave me the happy news she was pregnant. I said “congratulations, who’s the father”. We were divorced 2 months later.
How did she think she was going to pin it on you if you hadn’t had sex with her?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:31 am to Tyga Woods
This gf I'm leaving now, she NEVER initiated sex. EVER. She was down anytime I wanted it, and participated well. It was obvious she enjoyed it. Just wouldn't start it
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:34 am to Evil Little Thing
She had forgotten we haven’t had sex in over a year. Oh she was extremely indignant when I said that, until I reminded her of the time frame. She aborted...Jody dumped her once she was available and she wanted to come back after she burned through the $34,000 she got in the divorce.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:49 am to Tyga Woods
When is the next apocalypse?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 6:59 am to Tyga Woods
Just go ahead and find a hobby to replace secks. It happens sooner or later
Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:16 am to jcaz
no way I'm going 2 fricking months.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:20 am to Tyga Woods
when she turns 30
Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:20 am to lake chuck fan
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This gf I'm leaving now, she NEVER initiated sex. EVER. She was down anytime I wanted it, and participated well. It was obvious she enjoyed it. Just wouldn't start it
This is pretty much where I’m at
Posted on 10/12/18 at 7:30 am to Tyga Woods
Some girls are just like that. My wife is like that, except all it takes is about a half bottle of wine and she’s ready, but never sober.
The one girlfriend I had who initiated sex more than me was a huge whore before, during, and after our relationship so go figure.
The one girlfriend I had who initiated sex more than me was a huge whore before, during, and after our relationship so go figure.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 8:03 am to Tyga Woods
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If she doesn’t try to have sex within 2 months, I’m leaving her.
Isn't once every other month or so about average for you married folks?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 8:06 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 10/12/18 at 8:11 am to The Pirate King
must not have happenedPosted on 10/12/18 at 8:18 am to Tyga Woods
Your wife is having sex. If it's not you fricking here, then dont wait the 2 months. Start hiding money now
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:07 am to 99BLKBRD
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I tried that...went over a year. Then gave me the happy news she was pregnant. I said “congratulations, who’s the father”. We were divorced 2 months later.
seems like this post should be longer with details
Posted on 10/12/18 at 12:56 pm to Tyga Woods
Easily ten years before it becomes an issue of her needing your services.
You have that to look forward to.
You have that to look forward to.
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