Started By
Message

re: How is it possible that an adult doesn’t know how to swim?

Posted on 5/26/19 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 10:55 pm to
We had my daughter swimming at 6 months.

Underwater from parent to parent in a pool.


My grandfather taught me.
I was 4. Until then I just dog paddled.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:20 pm to
What really baffles me is an adult male that can't change a fricking tire.
Posted by CMBears1259
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
4485 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

A number of Navy SEALS from the Midwest U.S. did not learn to swim until they decide to become a SEAL. Not knowing how to swim as a adult is anything but un-common.


quote:

You’re going to have to prove this, because it smells like bullshite.


I’ll grant you that it’s anecdotal, but I know someone very personally from Illinois who is a SEAL and was not a strong swimmer at all before or after finishing the Naval Academy. He trained his arse off to pass the standards for acceptance and made it all the way through.
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44462 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:32 pm to
Well I can’t ride a bike so I have a hard time judging.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28476 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

You’d think, but have you ever treaded water with shoes and clothes on?


I remember the 25m swim in full fatigues we did during EOBC. I was a "strong swimmer" (not swim team level but never got beat across the pool by my friends) and I will never forget when I go to the other side of the pool thinking that was a shite ton harder to do than I expected.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30865 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

Usually it is a fear of the water, but there are some people who just sink naturally. It has to do with the volume of you body cavities and muscle density.



As a Scuba diver this is correct. That is why divers carry weights with them when they dive. Some people require 20 lbs to sink in the water. Others require 10 lbs. I have seen guys and gurls vary in weights throughout the years. Every diver knows approximately their number of lbs needed before they dive and they start adding on weight. I sink like a rock. I only grab 5 lbs before I jump off the boat for a dive.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

My parents never taught me when I was really young.

I have never once been able to float. Not on my back, not on my stomach;

I just sink like a rock in all positions.


Your honest post should be a lesson to parents. Swimming is an important milestone. Unless a child is physically disabled somehow, it is simply irresponsible to not teach them that they can swim.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22442 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 7:07 am to
quote:

We had my daughter swimming at 6 months.



Lol, you remember wrong.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98419 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 7:12 am to
They do have swimming lessons for infants, they aren’t swimming laps but they can keep their mouth/nose above water.
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 8:39 am to
quote:

there are some people who just sink naturally. It has to do with the volume of you body cavities and muscle density.


Horses and even elephants can swim.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21038 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 8:46 am to
I couldn’t swim till about the 4th or5th grade.

We always had a pool party at one of my friends house at the end of school. I was walking around the pool and accidentally got knocked into the deep end it was kick my arms and feet or sink.

I learned to swim right then and there and have been ever since. I’m no Olympic swimmer but I could hold my own when I was younger. Now just give me a tube
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Other than boot camp swimming isn't necessary.


Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19846 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Just to get past the Day 1 test they have to swim 500 yards in 12:30. A few days into training they have to swim 50 meters underwater with no pushing off from one end of the pool to the other and no coming up for air.

For reference, there are women who can swim 500 yards in under 4:30. 12:30 is painfully slow. Not even in hs swimming i didn't see a controlled drowning 500 that took over 11 minutes, and those were overweight baseball players.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:19 am to
My father couldn't swim. He grew up in N.O. where there weren't a lot of public pools and his father was killed in 1943. Subsequently, he never learned to swim.

Fast forward to Air Force water egress training in 1950. The Instructors had everyone leaping (feet first) off a 3 meter board, swimming a short distance, and then turning to the side of the pool. My dad said, "Everybody else was doing it. I figured I couldn't be the only one who didn't know how to swim." He hit the water in boots and fatigues and never stopped until he hit the bottom of the pool. He said by the time he realized he was drowning, the instructors were fishing him out. When asked what happened, did he panic or what; he told them he couldn't swim. He said the instructors who pulled him out looked at each other with a WTF? look and tried to keep from laughing.

Later, when he had kids, he made sure all of us could swim.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36246 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:20 am to
I can kind of do it if I can touch the bottom. Mine probably stems from growing up in a desert with no pool and being a latch key kid. Past that, I just never did anything about it.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 12:41 pm to
quote:


Your honest post should be a lesson to parents.


Oh, absolutely. I have a 1 year old and making sure she is safe and comfortable in water is paramount to me.

My parents put in zero effort.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37206 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

What really baffles me is an adult male that can't change a fricking tire.

I changed a flat at work the other day and people asked if I didn’t want to call a service instead. I didn’t realize those existed and that men used them.

Moved up north and met my first adults who couldn’t swim or drive a stick. It was disgusting. I asked why one guy was the designated driver for the company truck... “He can drive a standard!” Jesus.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 1:56 pm to
I was at my sister's house in Rye, NY when Sandy hit. It was amazing to me how many people were essentially usless in the situation. Westchester County was about 90% blacked out and there were trees down everywhere. My BIL, who's from SC, were out the next morning with his chainsaw clearing his yard. When we were done, we went to help out some of his neighbors, because that's what you do after a hurricane (or Super Storm).

I can't describe what was more amazing to them:
1) We we're just helping them out, free of charge
2) That my BIL owned a chainsaw
3) That he knew how to use a chainsaw

I will say this: They were all extremely grateful for the help, contrary to stereotype.
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 4Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram