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re: How is it possible for women to lose all spatial and situational awareness

Posted on 11/9/20 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
336 posts
Posted on 11/9/20 at 8:38 pm to
These are the same people who pull into a parking lot, then immediately stop to look for a spot to park. Never mind the fact there's three other vehicles right on their bumper who are now blocking traffic on the street.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17391 posts
Posted on 11/9/20 at 8:48 pm to
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They just make complete and full stops in the middle of the aisle

I have a friend who did this in the middle of the damn entrance to the store so she could pull the grocery list up on her phone.

Then she got mad at me like I was the a-hole when I suggested she move.
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 3:47 am to
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I don’t need you to tell me how fricking good my coffee is, okay?


Most quotable movie of all time... in my top 3 favorites.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21839 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 4:37 am to
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that's 7"


Just depends on where you start and stop the measurement.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19050 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 4:39 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11412 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 6:34 am to
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They just make complete and full stops in the middle of the aisle, whip their cart around 180° without considering people are around them, or just stop/leave their cart in the middle of the aisle where no one can pass.



Not to cast aspersions but I have seen men do that too. And it is not just during grocery shopping.
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
434 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 7:01 am to
this is the exact reason i refuse to go grocery shopping with my wife. it drives me crazy and i feel like i have to apologize to other shoppers the whole time. That and she doesn't believe that there is a flow to the grocery store.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9483 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 7:04 am to
No wonder half this place can’t get laid
Posted by Mad Dawg 2020
Member since Jun 2017
739 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:00 am to
Can't lose it if you never have it
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31744 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:23 am to
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Not touching this.


Smart move, I agree. Then, add Bluetooth the the equation and it’s multiplied x10.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60611 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:35 am to
In my neighborhood a 40 yo woman on her phone believes traffic laws no longer apply. Stop signs? Nope. Sidewalks? Fair game. Speed limits? Say what? Can go anywhere from 3 mph to 43 mph
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37850 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:41 am to
As a person that employs almost all women I can tell you they do not see past their own noses. They also act like they were the only child as much attention they require
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
21985 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:46 am to
When I go grocery shopping with my wife, I tell her to give me half the list of what to get, I have it all in a few minutes! Then I go back to her, she is still on the 1st or 2nd item, drives me crazy!! Why is it so hard to decide on one freaking item!!?? Grocery shopping with my wife turns into at least an hour experience!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45251 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:50 am to
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They just make complete and full stops in the middle of the aisle, whip their cart around 180° without considering people are around them, or just stop/leave their cart in the middle of the aisle where no one can pass.


Use your buggy to give them the ankle bump so they remember for next time.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27418 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:53 am to
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if they're on the phone


Pet Peeve is these idiots who walk in the store (talking on the phone), pass them 3-4 times (still on the phone), standing in the isle not moving 9still on the phone) go to check out (still on the phone).

WTF is so important you can't tell Karen - hey I'm at Walmart I'll call you back.

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76240 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:54 am to
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Let me check with my butler and house keeper whom does all of our grocery shopping and get back to you


If you're going to make use of this stupid, unfunny worn out schtick, don't slip up on something like this.... You dumb shite.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7200 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:54 am to
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leave their cart

My fiancée does this all the time, and I don't get it. She'll just park the cart at the end of the aisle then wander down the aisles instead of bringing it with her.

There have been a number of times where the cart is gone when she comes back to it. It's happened pretty much every time we've gone to a Home Goods.
Posted by oliveandblue
Member since Nov 2014
1746 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 8:57 am to
I do this shite all the time in the grocery store and I am a dude.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3017 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 9:08 am to
Common conversation.

I like to cook so I’ll often run to the store to get specific ingredients for a recipe.

She texts me: oh, can you also get me some unsweetened almond milk

Me: too late, already on my way home

Her: you JUST left.

Conversation continues when I get home.

Her: how do you shop so fast?

Me: I needed 7 things, I know exactly where those 7 things are. I get them then head to the self check out

Her: you don’t go down every aisle?

Me: why would I do that when I need 7 specific items?

Her: To see what they have?

Me: I’ve been to that store a minimum of 150 times, I know exactly what they have. You do that every time?

Her: yes.

We do not grocery shop together. EVER. So I’m not aware of her cart etiquette, but I assume it’s bad
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45251 posts
Posted on 11/10/20 at 9:16 am to
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My fiancée does this all the time, and I don't get it. She'll just park the cart at the end of the aisle then wander down the aisles instead of bringing it with her.
When I see someone do this, I help them shop. I find a few small items and put them in their buggy.
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