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How I was Sort Of Kidnapped by Jimmy Swaggart Ministries and Lived to Tell The OT About it
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:51 pm
CSB-Alert.
The year was 1975. Maybe 1974. I was but a wee lad. It was a hot summer Saturday early morning in the working class River Oaks area of Baton Rouge. Turning on the tv, I found myself flipping between Hong Kong Fooey and Sigmund and The Sea Monsters before finally settling upon The Shazam Isis Super Hour, when much to my surprise I heard a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door and a teenaged girl who looked like an angel had a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and she asked me if my parents were there. I said, "yes ma'am but they are asleep" and she said "here these donuts are for you" and she asked me if I wanted to go to a fun camp the next week where I could eat more donuts and play games . I said "neat-o, super-cool" and she told me I needed a permission note from my parents.
Knowing that my father had a seething hatred for televangelist holy roller types but yet still wanting to go to this one day super cool camp where there would be many donuts and 3rd grade foxes, I formulated a plan. I asked my older brother (RIP) if he would write a phony parental permission note for me and he agreed if I would give him my three boxes of lemon heads and a new black light poster I had just purchased at Spencers. The genius of this plan, was that my brother was going to my grandparents house in New York for a few weeks and would not be there the next week to be held accountable for his misdeed.
Sure enough, the next Saturday as I sat down to watch Run Joe Run or Land of The Lost, there was a knock at the door. I rushed to the door, noticed a big school bus out front full of kids and handed the lady the permission note before being handed a donut and getting on the bus . They took us to Audubon State Park and I have very weird memories of them singing their songs and being really touchy-feely and weirdly-smiley. Not like the priests at St Thomas More at all .
Returning home around 6 pm , I had that "oh shite Imma die now" moment all kids experience as I noted the police car and crowd of neighbors that were on in the driveway. The bus let me out and I took the walk of shame and sheepishly entered the house where my Mom was distraught and crying and I confessed the whole plot. She had been convinced I had been kidnapped. I was punished for a week-confined to my room-with nothing but WLCS top 40 radio, my record collection and books for me for a week.
TLDR-I didn't tell my parents I went to a Swaggart Church camp and they thought I was kidnapped and called the police, down vote now.
The year was 1975. Maybe 1974. I was but a wee lad. It was a hot summer Saturday early morning in the working class River Oaks area of Baton Rouge. Turning on the tv, I found myself flipping between Hong Kong Fooey and Sigmund and The Sea Monsters before finally settling upon The Shazam Isis Super Hour, when much to my surprise I heard a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door and a teenaged girl who looked like an angel had a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and she asked me if my parents were there. I said, "yes ma'am but they are asleep" and she said "here these donuts are for you" and she asked me if I wanted to go to a fun camp the next week where I could eat more donuts and play games . I said "neat-o, super-cool" and she told me I needed a permission note from my parents.
Knowing that my father had a seething hatred for televangelist holy roller types but yet still wanting to go to this one day super cool camp where there would be many donuts and 3rd grade foxes, I formulated a plan. I asked my older brother (RIP) if he would write a phony parental permission note for me and he agreed if I would give him my three boxes of lemon heads and a new black light poster I had just purchased at Spencers. The genius of this plan, was that my brother was going to my grandparents house in New York for a few weeks and would not be there the next week to be held accountable for his misdeed.
Sure enough, the next Saturday as I sat down to watch Run Joe Run or Land of The Lost, there was a knock at the door. I rushed to the door, noticed a big school bus out front full of kids and handed the lady the permission note before being handed a donut and getting on the bus . They took us to Audubon State Park and I have very weird memories of them singing their songs and being really touchy-feely and weirdly-smiley. Not like the priests at St Thomas More at all .
Returning home around 6 pm , I had that "oh shite Imma die now" moment all kids experience as I noted the police car and crowd of neighbors that were on in the driveway. The bus let me out and I took the walk of shame and sheepishly entered the house where my Mom was distraught and crying and I confessed the whole plot. She had been convinced I had been kidnapped. I was punished for a week-confined to my room-with nothing but WLCS top 40 radio, my record collection and books for me for a week.
TLDR-I didn't tell my parents I went to a Swaggart Church camp and they thought I was kidnapped and called the police, down vote now.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:52 pm to Lsupimp
I downvoted simply because you told me to.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:52 pm to Lsupimp
This post was edited on 4/26/20 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:55 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
River Oaks area of Baton Rouge
Messenger Christmas lights were the best
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:57 pm to Lsupimp
I remember I got to got to Rax before and Ralph and Kakoos after when we’d drive out from NOLA to support my sister (who was involved in the church) by attending a service. I liked Rax better than Arby’s and I got a ton of their sauces in the little paper soufflé cups
This post was edited on 4/26/20 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:57 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
Messenger Christmas lights were the best
I thought that was Red Oaks
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:57 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
River Oaks area of Baton Rouge
Where is that?
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:59 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
River Oaks
They be hating us because of all those City Championships my River Oaks Bengals won under Coach Sonny. I'm looking at you Mustangs, Rams, Broncos, Falcons and other BR trash teams.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:59 pm to little billy
Old Hammond past Millerville going east
Posted on 4/26/20 at 1:59 pm to Lsupimp
Your thread title is the definition of fake news. It seems you were the biggest offender throughout the story.
This post was edited on 4/26/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:00 pm to little billy
Old Hammond Hwy towards Denham Springs. Millerville area.
We were the sons of plumbers, cops, electricians etc.
We were the sons of plumbers, cops, electricians etc.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:05 pm to HeadSlash
It really did. But ISIS made it wiggle and I wasn’t sure why.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:05 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
The year was 1975. Maybe 1974. I was but a wee lad. It was a hot summer Saturday early morning in the working class River Oaks area of Baton Rouge. Turning on the tv, I found myself flipping between Hong Kong Fooey and Sigmund and The Sea Monsters before finally settling upon The Shazam Isis Super Hour
Then Soul Train came on and you realized the cartoons were over...
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:06 pm to Lsupimp
Locust st. here. That area used to be really good.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:09 pm to Lsupimp
Jimmy was the best piano player out of all of his family.
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:11 pm to Lsupimp
Subtle Swaggart diddled me brag
Posted on 4/26/20 at 2:13 pm to Elleshoe
Wait until I tell you my The Day David Duke knocked at the door story. You’ll hate that one.
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