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re: How hot is Kate Upton?

Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:06 am to
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:06 am to
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not good looking face
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:10 am to
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You can't just take away attributes and use that as knocks against her. Example: LeBron is nothing special. Take away his basketball talent and he's just another black guy.


The point was that she's a one-trick pony.

There are plenty of women out there who have nice racks but with a much better overall package than Upton. She's shaped like a rectangle.

At this point, Upton's celebrity is simply a product of inertia. She's famous because she's Kate Upton.

Of course she's an attractive girl. But the fawning and calling her a bonafide 10 is way too much.

If I was given the hypothetical option of a night with Upton or a night with any girl who I'm facebook friends with, I'm not sure Upton would even make the top 5. That's not me trying to sound like an OT baller. That's just the honest truth. Sorry if that offends people.
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 8:21 am
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8302 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:11 am to
Gorgeous chic with an abnormally long trunk and minimal muscle tone in her lower abs. I thought a trainer would have been able to help her deal with that, but it maybe her schtick.

It gives you baws something to bitch about knowing u couldn't get nothing but fatties in reality.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75152 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:12 am to
Flashback stop
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8302 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Flashback stop


I can't stop. I need help, Paul.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61581 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:17 am to
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Gorgeous chic with an abnormally long trunk and minimal muscle tone in her lower abs. I thought a trainer would have been able to help her deal with that, but it maybe her schtick.



Not all men want a woman with a muscular stomach. Me for one


I want her to feel like a woman. Not a man


Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:19 am to
OTers calling her fat are gay or have small peckers
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:20 am to
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a bonified 10

People are claiming she's too fat, not bony. Try to keep up.

B-O-N-A-F-I-D-E, that spells "bonified".
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 8:22 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52918 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:21 am to
She’s very hot. She’s panting under all that fat
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:21 am to
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not bony




fixed
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:22 am to



Lot of these guys in this thread.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8302 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:30 am to
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Not all men want a woman with a muscular stomach. Me for one 


I want her to feel like a woman. Not a man 


Posted by DrewDawg13
Athens
Member since Apr 2015
3494 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:58 am to
Super hot.

But you will see a bunch of response from keyboard warriors who say she is fat, even though there wives are 50 lbs overweight because they "couldn't lose the baby weight".
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6571 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:03 am to
I would eat a bucket full of her shite just for the privilege of drinking her bathwater.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17151 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:07 am to
She’s hot AF. Would love to see some of the ladies the guys in this thread have dated.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:09 am to
No breasts?
She would indeed be unique.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38943 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:14 am to
She's no Jessica Biel, but pretty damn.
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3247 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:15 am to
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:18 am to


Why didn't nuns look like this when I was in school?

And all you Kate haters are full of shite.
Posted by inmybasement
Texas
Member since Mar 2018
316 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 9:24 am to




Um yeah... I'll pass.
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