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re: How hot is Kate Upton?

Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:05 am to
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:05 am to
8.8...fatty
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:06 am to
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1-10 rate her?


8.45
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14341 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 3:14 am to
Very hot! Of course you gotta be packing to take care of her - $$$$ and length.
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 3:16 am
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15560 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 3:16 am to
Very hot. Nudes on reddit.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 4:52 am to
She has a wide arse face, a rectangular shaped hips/arse, and isn't anything special. Her big tits is the only thing she has going for her, but there are plenty of chicks that are much hotter than her.

Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29817 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 5:49 am to
She’s very attractive but overrated. Not sure why she gets the attention she does. Great funbags.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97645 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 5:55 am to
She had a pretty face and huge tits. The rest is meh.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31911 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:09 am to
Well, it seems the dragnet has worked!

A fantastic load of homo this thread has become.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:09 am to
Sorry, but I’m an arse man, and she has none.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36653 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:28 am to
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She's good looking. Way over hyped. Should never have been a swimsuit model in any way, shape or form.



Seriously, why do people want to see her in bikinis?

Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20461 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:40 am to
Sports illustrated could put literally any chick they wanted in their swimsuit issue, but they choose Upton repeatedly over someone hotter?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19300 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:49 am to
GOAT 10's all around
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6575 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 6:51 am to
Hotter than any piece of arse the cretans on this board have ever had.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5160 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:00 am to
She’s magnificent
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:12 am to
Seriously probably the most overrated chick of all time. She’s not hot her face is just not attractive. You can say “but her boobs are huge, therefore...10!” All you want, but that’s all she has.

Her body fluctuates between downright fat and awkward. She’s got the strangest torso of anybody I’ve ever seen, absolutely no arse, I’ve see the pic of the close up of her face has already been posted, good work, CAD. Her body is just weird and unathletic looking.

She’s not hot, at all.

Eta: Photoshop has been her best friend.







So hot
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 7:29 am
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:13 am to
She was the start of the body positivity movement.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:33 am to
In 10 years people will be saying remember when Kate Upton was a swimsuit model. Gorgeous girl now, but she is already battling her weight so having kids will send her over the edge.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20461 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:36 am to
Show me anyone, and I can show you a crappy picture of them. It's laughable to use a bad picture as a reason for them not being hot.

Saying a supermodel isn't hot, is no different than claiming that you could play pro ball if you wanted to. I mean how hard is 2nd base for the braves really? Anyone can do it.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 7:54 am to
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Not sure why this post has all downvotes. Does anyone actually want to debate this claim?

She has big tits, a cute face, and is tall. That’s it. Take away the chest and she’s just a meh chick.

Kate Upton is the perfect example of how having celebrity fairy dust in your eyes can skew your objective perception.


If my aunt had a dick....

You can't just take away attributes and use that as knocks against her. Example: LeBron is nothing special. Take away his basketball talent and he's just another black guy.
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 7:55 am
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:05 am to
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Saying a supermodel isn't hot, is no different than claiming that you could play pro ball if you wanted to.


There’s a huge difference in the two actually. One of them you have to have world class talent.

The other you just have to be aesthetically pleasing and turns out, most guys will overlook an incredibly awkward rest of the body and not good looking face and say she’s hot because her titties are big.
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