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How does one get a job as a “cooler”?

Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:06 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14265 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:06 am
I don’t gamble because I am bad luck at it. Same reason I don’t bet on Auburn football. If I make the bet, it’s all over.
How do people get their jobs at casinos as a cooler? I am sure if I walked in and asked an HR person at a casino about it they would laugh and say they don’t exist.
But, we all know they do.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82508 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:07 am to
Honestly never heard of a cooler. What do they do?
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3102 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:08 am to
Coolers are not necessary, since all table games exist on luck alone.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84088 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:08 am to
Here ya go bub

Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40116 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:09 am to
William H. Macy movie about it

Called "The Cooler" conveniently enough
This post was edited on 8/30/20 at 12:10 am
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36463 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:09 am to
quote:

Honestly never heard of a cooler. What do they do?


From context clues, someone who hops into rotation When someone is on a heater to frick shite up
Posted by tigertrueAU
Canyon Lake Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1270 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:09 am to
It’s not what you know it’s who you know and who knows of you.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150118 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:09 am to
1. Get the address of a German POW camp
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:10 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62759 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:10 am to
Watched that a month ago. Wasn't bad
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2280 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:11 am to
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40639 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:11 am to
Go in, watch, find a winner, sit down and tamp. Do that a few times and they will come to you
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:14 am to


You think casinos need people like this to ensure they make money?
This post was edited on 8/30/20 at 12:15 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14265 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:20 am to
Casinos will employ every advantage they can.

Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 12:25 am to
I have inside knowledge of the Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians business holdings.

They average $12 million a day at the casino property in Cherokee alone.

They’re not paying someone to ruin your $10,000 run.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 1:21 am to
What, exactly, do you think the "cooler" does differently to make you win less in a game where the house's play is entirely dictated by rigid rules and the long-term outcome is determined by mathematics?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18098 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 1:30 am to
Read the title as cooter.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171573 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 1:34 am to
Make sure to always pre-cool your YETI
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 1:34 am to
Is this a real thing? I saw the movie but I don't think I've ever heard of one in real life.
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 8/30/20 at 2:18 am to
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William H. Macy movie about it

Called "The Cooler" conveniently enough

Vegas 'assisted' Hollywood with script changes as to the definition of a Cooler.

A true Cooler is the best of the best card mechanics. I met a couple Coolers in a bar in NYC. One asked what my phone number was, then dealt 5 hands. Picked my hand up, and it was my phone number.

Did similar deals while I watched the shuffle from about a foot away - and he talked with his friend while he dealt. I asked him to deal a perfect Bridge hand. I picked up my hand - 13 spades.

When someone gets a crazy hot streak, they bring in a Cooler to bring the chips back where the casino thinks they belong.
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