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How does Moses make coffee?

Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:22 am
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:22 am
Hebrews it.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:24 am to
I went to the doctor yesterday. He told me my DNA had reversed itself.

I replied, "And?"
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
47369 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:25 am to
Biden won more votes than any man in history.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3250 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:26 am to
What do you call a zombie cooking stir fry?


Dead man woking
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:28 am to
What is God's first name?

Andy

OK you have to sing it to get it....."and he walks with me and he talks with me......"
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
16946 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:29 am to
Do people who build cottages work in a ‘cottage industry’?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:29 am to
I'll allow it
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59440 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:30 am to
Do you need an Ark?


because I Noah guy.


Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:31 am to
How do you make holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6417 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:32 am to
I have a pizza joke.... But it's too cheesy..
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8225 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:32 am to
Cain wanted God to favor him...he just wasn't Abel.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6853 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:44 am to
quote:

What is God's first name?


Hal...Hal owed be thy name... I'll show myself out
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:54 am to
Why don't these jokes tickle my funny bone?

Because they're not humerus.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 9:57 am to
What do you call an alligator in a vest?







An investiGator.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:03 am to
Lol
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
12942 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:04 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30003 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:13 am to
My brother in law got fired from the orange juice plant because he couldn't concentrate.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50627 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 10:15 am to
Dad gang
Posted by Southcoast
Texas
Member since Jan 2004
687 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Biden won more votes than any man in history.


and he got those votes Without even trying. Just think how many votes he would have received if he had actually campaigned like a legitimate candidate.

Edit - Guess the downvotes indicate my sarcasm or joke wasn't understood...
This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 10:09 pm
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7235 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 11:05 am to
Did you hear about the Indian who drank 14 gallons of tea?

Yeah, he slept in his tea pee.
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