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How do you shake hands with a woman?

Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:13 am
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:13 am
Do you give her the full strength hand shake?

Dish rag handoff?

Is there a proper way to do it?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:14 am to
With your penis
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:15 am to
You don't. It's a hug or nothing. Unless in a professional setting.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:16 am to
Firm, dont be a too aggressive
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:17 am to
I will never understand how some of y’all have gotten this far in life without knowing basic social behavior
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:20 am to
is her hand reaching out of her tit?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:22 am to
Grab her by the pussy
Posted by TigersInParis
Member since Nov 2017
311 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:30 am to
Firm, exactly as I would with a man.

If your idea of a "firm" handshake causes pain in anyone, woman or man, you're probably compensating for something.
Posted by bnglcat
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
258 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Grab her by the pussy


This is the proper answer.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:33 am to
i want the full strength shake.
now back to sleep.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124205 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:38 am to
I dont
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4868 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:40 am to
Why would I shake hands with a woman? They are not my equal, plus I don’t want her dish soap rubbing off on me.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 8:30 am
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:42 am to
I learned recently, maybe from the OT, that you do not shake a woman's hand unless she offers it first.

Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:45 am to
TD LINK

Just had this thread last month.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47351 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:48 am to
There was a thread about this not too long ago. I can’t for the life of me understand how this is a question. On the other hand, I’ve had a few men damn near crush my lovely hand. I told them bc it’s just ignorant.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141600 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:11 am to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:15 am to
Take my penis out.
That way she knows I can do no harm.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7309 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:42 am to
If she offers her hand, I gently bring her hand nearer and kiss the top of it. Women over 65 love it, but the younger ones not as much.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:42 am to
quote:

You don't. It's a hug or nothing. Unless in a professional setting.


That's what I mean - professional setting. I should have spelled that out, thanks for bringing that up.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:45 am to
quote:

I will never understand how some of y’all have gotten this far in life without knowing basic social behavior


OK Ann Landers, what's the answer?
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