re: How do you deal with cryptic texts from people you know?

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My definition of a "cryptic text" is any text that was purposely sent without enough information for me to possibly know what it's about.

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I see Facebook posts like this but never get texts like this

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The eggplant means dick and the water drops means wet.

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both of those together means you’re trying to spray some guts

Kinda like the please pray for me posts on Facebook. I want to respond, “Don’t think I will until you tell me what I’m praying for”.

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If you look at the replies, you’ll see where someone has asked and the reply is “God knows the need”.

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If god already knows then there’s no point in praying to him about it. No reason to aggravate him

I like to reply with non-cryptic but simultaneously non-sensical replies:

"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck I'll be scared of toasters"

or, just make up a new acronym followed by a hear emoji and go radio silence:
ICRGZF :heart"

* I could really give zero fricks, love you

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Not enough information to answer your question