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re: how do y'all handle Mormons/jehovas?

Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40189 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:00 pm to
Mormons are for the dumbest kinds of people
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:01 pm to
I convert to avoid eternal damnation. You don't?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16969 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:01 pm to
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telegram


Speaking of. The girl didn't have a cell phone. When she pulled out the pen and paper I knew something was off.
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 8:03 pm
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25249 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:03 pm to
I had two older ladies attempt this maybe 5 years ago. When they asked to come in I politely declined. They asked why not and I simply replied with I have certain disagreements with their beliefs, but respected them and thanked them for stopping by.












Can't whip your dick out at legit grandmothers.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25426 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:04 pm to
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Two young very attractive girls.


quote:

Then they start talking to me about their faith. Asked to come in.


I don't really believe you. When they are on mission the girls are not allowed to be alone with a man in his house. They would need a chaperone. I'm calling bullshite on the whole story.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:06 pm to
Glad this thread has never been started before..
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150144 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:06 pm to
quote:


I don't really believe you. When they are on mission the girls are not allowed to be alone with a man in his house. They would need a chaperone
all this
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16969 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:09 pm to
Call bullshite. I don't give a frick. The shite just happened.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38296 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:


Speaking of. The girl didn't have a cell phone. When she pulled out the pen and paper I knew something was off.

Not allowed to have one on mission.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38296 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Mormons are for the dumbest kinds of people

You clearly haven't met many kinds of people.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:15 pm to
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Two young very attractive girls.


You rule-breaking motherfricker
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:16 pm to
"No, thank you. Have a good evening."

Then close the door.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Mormons are for the dumbest kinds of people

If you're going to insult someone, don't sound like an idiot doing so.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77512 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:17 pm to
I say "no thank you" and shut the door. They're not gonna break down my door or anything.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Two young very attractive girls.


You should have said you'd join if they would both marry you.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19439 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:22 pm to
I'm always nice to them, but can usually get rid of them quickly.
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
15030 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:22 pm to
Here's how. I can't believe no one has posted this yet. Orgasmo
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74649 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:22 pm to
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Mormons are for the dumbest kinds of people
I'd rather have a Mormon for a neighbor than the average Livingston Parish resident.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:23 pm to
One time in college I answered the door in my boxers and no shirt... They were scared and ran off... Total overreaction... But maybe it could work for you
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7631 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:32 pm to
When me and my wife first got married over 30 years ago we lived in a shitty house a few houses down from a Jehovas Witness church. One of them fricked up and beat my door down for over a minute on a Saturday morning barely 6:00 AM. I lost it on the two poor souls. They never messed with us for the next three years we lived there.
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