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How do I keep my loved ones from using the word "triggered"?

Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Bwana Whiskey
Member since Dec 2008
6777 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:58 pm
Maybe I'm the a-hole, maybe not. But long story short, I've got a relative that constantly uses the word triggered. Anything that happens, they're triggered. And they vocalize it, constantly. fricking bullshite. You're life is perfect. This is fricking America.

Well so far I've tried adding the word to my vocabulary. Use it almost every sentence. To turn them off of it. To trigger them to not use the word trigger. Doesn't work. Juat triggers them more. Starting to fricking trigger me. We're all fricking triggered.

Well anyway, I'm down on options. Need help, so my first thought was to come here. For good reason to. Lots of widwom round here.

Tips?

This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 7:59 pm
Posted by lsunutinno
Dome Island
Member since Nov 2004
1381 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:59 pm to
You sound triggered.
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19465 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:59 pm to
I don't believe you.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91836 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

How do I keep my loved ones from using the word "triggered"?


Stop loving them.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127331 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:00 pm to
Ignore them.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4450 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:00 pm to
Is your relative a woman? If so, post wins.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122013 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:00 pm to
Did someone add something different to your meth?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56691 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Tips?



PIIHB

RTR
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:05 pm to
Need examples.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19834 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:08 pm to
Just call them a pussy and tell them to quit bitching. They may not quit using the term, but you will feel better.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7390 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:09 pm to
If it was born a boy, or says it identifies as male, slap the piss out of it.


If it was born a girl, why are you listening to anything it says anyway?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60444 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:09 pm to
I have never heard someone use "triggered" without sarcasm.
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:10 pm to
Keep triggering them until they give up all will to live and kill themselves! Oh, wait. They won't, because they are too important to themselves and the oppressed minorities!
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:10 pm to
There's a really cool trick in psychology where you discourage a word by shouting a rhyming word after its use. So if your kid over used "no", you'd scream "snow".

It's really effective, just find a word that rhymes with trigger.
Posted by Bwana Whiskey
Member since Dec 2008
6777 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:14 pm to
Ok so what rhymes with trigger?
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

How do I keep my loved ones from using the word "triggered"?


Nothing and I mean nothing gets someone's mind right like a punch to the Adam's Apple.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12840 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:18 pm to
I've never once heard anyone use the word triggered irl. I've only seen it used when making fun of libtards on the interwebs
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:19 pm to
Bigger? I don't know, I can't do all the work for you.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62056 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

If it was born a boy, or says it identifies as male, slap the piss out of it.

If it was born a girl, why are you listening to anything it says anyway?


I found this funny as hell, for some reason...
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:41 pm to
If they got the crazy eyes be careful. Don't want to trigger them too hard.

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