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re: How do blind people know when they’re done wiping their arse?

Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26059 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:41 pm to
That is something Theo Von would say
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:43 pm to
You can feel when you’re done wiping. Do you look at your toilet paper after each wipe...?

3 wipes and then grab a wet wipe and you’re good to go.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15421 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:47 pm to
They have people like you check their arse to see if it's clean.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36270 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:52 pm to
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This got very dark extremely fast.



-Stevie Wonder
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36270 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 5:54 pm to
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3 wipes and then grab a wet wipe and you’re good to go.




You got a dirty a-hole baw. That’s why it’s always itching
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75019 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:02 pm to
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Why are you so triggered?



I'm not the least bit triggered. I'm on beer 6 of the day and sitting beneath a ceiling fan.

You just suck.

Your posts suck.

Your threads SUCK.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:05 pm to
When they stop reaching for the tp.

Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
5384 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:07 pm to
Sitting beneath a ceiling fan?
Oh okay. My bad. Won’t post again.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22355 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:09 pm to
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I have always wondered what blind people think something looks like when they dream.



Holy shite, that's a much deeper and more serious question.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:14 pm to
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Kid I went to HS with had a dad who was legally blind. He died of colon cancer because he couldn't see the blood in his stool.


By the time you can see the blood in your stool it's probably over anyway

And how does anyone know this? How would anyone know how long the blood was visible?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65901 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:15 pm to
How am I doing, LCA? I may seem super confident and like I'm the most handsome guy alive and rich and I have it all together, but I'm incredibly insecure about my good looks and confidence and money.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27121 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:20 pm to
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Holy shite, that's a much deeper and more serious question.


I've always been fascinated with this question. Obviously a blind person knows what a car is knows what a plane is, but if you have been blind since birth you have never seen one. I like to think that when blind people dream they actually see these things.

So when they see them in a dream, what does it look like to them.

This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 6:21 pm
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10360 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:21 pm to
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blind people know when they’re done wiping their arse?



They just read what you said and they think you’re dumb.


Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130177 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:43 pm to
I don't have to look to know I'm clean, but it appears most of you do.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18587 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:43 pm to
At the house, i have a bidet that i installed on the toilet.

It’s fricking awesome.

Very little toilet paper is needed.

I can promise you that you can wipe multiple times with toilet paper and then wipe with a wet wipe and you will have a brown streak on it.

You ain’t that clean with just toilet paper
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:48 pm to
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Kid I went to HS with had a dad who was legally blind. He died of colon cancer because he couldn't see the blood in his stool.


Actually he died from having a thoughtless son who never took him in for routine colonoscopy exams.

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75019 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:52 pm to
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How am I doing, LCA? I may seem super confident and like I'm the most handsome guy alive and rich and I have it all together, but I'm incredibly insecure about my good looks and confidence and money.



Go ahead, Brother!!! I'm just getting by. Upside down financially, drink too much, need to drop some pounds. Haven't been sexed up in months. Apparently some people on a message board don't care for my posts but...

But at least I'm not Whitetiger!
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16188 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:53 pm to
I can tell by feel.
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