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re: How bad is a vasectomy?
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:24 am to Meauxjeaux
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:24 am to Meauxjeaux
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Where do they go?
I was told they are absorbed into the body. Bottom Line: shoot that load into your wife worry free!
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Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:32 am to tgrmeat
It's kinda like a cavity at the dentist, the shot to numb you is seriously the worst part. A couple days after mine was done I had a feeling of I can't believe I held off so long, this ain't shite. Main thing is don't try to be a hard arse. Take it easy and relax with some frozen peas for a couple days. Only side effect is there's a little less "juice" afterwards but the feeling is the same. Sex is actually much better since there's no longer any lingering worries. It's so much of an easier procedure for a man vs a woman. I love my wife enough to man up and do it so she wouldn't have to go through that.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:32 am to tgrmeat
Every thing went OK until I developed an infection tin my right nut sack and eventually felt like it was being squeezed in a vice.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:36 am to Big Gorilla
quote:An Aggies dream come true!
I was told they are absorbed into the body.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:43 am to soccerfüt
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An Aggies dream come true!
Well played sir....well played.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:48 am to TigerintheNO
I’ve had shoes hurt me worse. Good for you. Great decision.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 8:57 am to tgrmeat
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My biggest worry is the shot. That ain’t bad?
It's just a little prick.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:01 am to tgrmeat
I was told 97% are free of complications. Sounded like great odds. Until I became one of the 3%. My left nut swelled to at least twice its normal size and required another trip to doc to drain fluid. That little procedure hurt like an mf'er. The actual vasectomy wasn't that bad. I wouldn't say it was pain free but it's over before you know it.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:13 am to tgrmeat
I don't know but a friend (RIP) who had one remarried and had his reversed. He ended up with a pair of cantaloupe sized balls for a week, a week afterwards.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:21 am to tgrmeat
One of the best decisions I’ve ever made. Only sore for a few days, completely worth it for a lifetime of non worrying busting. Everything is the same as before. My insurance sucked at the time, think I paid like $550. I would have paid more.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:39 am to OSoBad
Slut whore ex wife asked for a divorce two days after my vasectomy. Six months later, after the initial shock of the divorce wore off, telling single women in their 30’s and 40’s that you’ve had the V is a quick and easy way to get them to drop their panties. 
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:44 am to tgrmeat
Well I’m too old for it for me but I always heard there are no locals and it feels like you’re being kicked in the nut when it’s being done.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 9:50 am to tgrmeat
Everyone told me, O it’s easy, snip snip.
No lie, it hurt. One reason why is the Valium they told me to take an hour before wore off cause they were running behind. I was sore for a good week
But no threat of little monsters running around, ever!
No lie, it hurt. One reason why is the Valium they told me to take an hour before wore off cause they were running behind. I was sore for a good week
But no threat of little monsters running around, ever!
Posted on 11/13/21 at 10:39 am to 10MTNTiger
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The shots to numb you are worse than anything else.
Disagree. The shots stung, but the pulling was the worst. Felt like my spinal cord was being pulled out through my rectum.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 10:45 am to dragginass
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Disagree. The shots stung, but the pulling was the worst. Felt like my spinal cord was being pulled out through my rectum.
An earlier description of being slowly kicked in the nuts was dead on…the shot initially stung for sure and yeah, i wish i had premedicated myself more bc the 5min ordeal hurt like a MFer for sure.
A scary AF story though—- one of our couple friends just announced they were preggo after his vasectomy….8 years ago!!! So …that was scary to learn
Posted on 11/13/21 at 10:48 am to 850SaintsGator
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one of our couple friends just announced they were preggo after his vasectomy….8 years ago!!!
Wink wink goes the wife
Posted on 11/13/21 at 10:50 am to tgrmeat
This post was edited on 2/19/24 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 11/13/21 at 11:44 am to 850SaintsGator
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A scary AF story though—- one of our couple friends just announced they were preggo after his vasectomy….8 years ago!!! So …that was scary to learn
Incredibly rare after that many years, I would want a DNA test.
Posted on 11/13/21 at 11:47 am to 850SaintsGator
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one of our couple friends just announced they were preggo after his vasectomy….8 years ago!!!
Odds that little one is his is RARE. As in almost impossible after EIGHT years. Did he also get an STD from her peeing on a public toilet?
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