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re: How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:58 pm to Lionnation1993
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:58 pm to Lionnation1993
I have no problem discussing mental illness with my kids.
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:38 pm to Tigerfan56
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How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids?
Same way it's been done forEVER.
Teach them the Bible.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:05 pm to Lionnation1993
There are other animals that has males frick other males, some even w/ children. Just b/c you can't reproduce doesn't mean it isn't meant to have happen in nature.
The bonobo monkeys are a great example of this as they have sex when they meet like one would shake a hand. Just like when you shake a hand it lasts a few secs, the bonobos humps the others for a few seconds while gazing deeply into each others eyes.
At the end of the day marriage is supposed to be about love, and if two people (hell 3 or more people) love each other and want to get married, then let them. I love how christians want to believe that marriage is only a christian thing, but it is not. If you want marriage to keep its purity, then the divorce rate of hetero's need to be vastly reduced before you start worrying about if two people of the same sex want to spend the rest of their life committed to each other.
The bonobo monkeys are a great example of this as they have sex when they meet like one would shake a hand. Just like when you shake a hand it lasts a few secs, the bonobos humps the others for a few seconds while gazing deeply into each others eyes.
At the end of the day marriage is supposed to be about love, and if two people (hell 3 or more people) love each other and want to get married, then let them. I love how christians want to believe that marriage is only a christian thing, but it is not. If you want marriage to keep its purity, then the divorce rate of hetero's need to be vastly reduced before you start worrying about if two people of the same sex want to spend the rest of their life committed to each other.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:08 pm to Tigerfan56
Just fricking tell them. Kids are smarter than most adults give them credit for. I understood the civil rights movement pretty well when I was a kid, so I don't think kids now or in the future will have a hard time comprehending it.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:11 pm to BowlJackson
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You explain it how my granddaddy explained it me to. "Boy, you can build 1000 bridges in your life, but suck one penis and you aren't going to be known as a bridge builder"
Such a stupid phrase. So a woman builds a bridge and her legacy is a cocksucker?
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:21 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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Two gay people having a child through natural means is not how things were supposed to happen. Sorry that is just nature.
Well, neither is air conditioning. Humanity hasn't been anything close to natural for a good 10,000 years.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:21 pm to Tigerfan56
I'm sure it'll be taught in school
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:22 pm to OMLandshark
I'm gonna tell my kids they're fricking wierdos
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:24 pm to Tigerfan56
That they're doing what feels natural to them and makes them happy? 
They'll learn more from a good relationship between mom and dad than they will from two dudes holding hands.
They'll learn more from a good relationship between mom and dad than they will from two dudes holding hands.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:30 pm to OMLandshark
Well I did frick that statement up you know. I was trying to say two gay people cannot have a baby naturally. 
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:31 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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Well I did frick that statement up you know. I was trying to say two gay people cannot have a baby naturally.
I'm just saying it's been posted here 10,000 times, and it's not all that clever or funny.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:36 pm to Grouper Picatta
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It might be marriage by mans laws but not by God's. Is that good enough for you.
Which of god's laws do we choose to follow and which do we ignore?
I would hate to be put to death for working on a Sunday.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:37 pm to DawgGONIT
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he bonobo monkeys are a great example of this as they have sex when they meet like one would shake a hand. Just like when you shake a hand it lasts a few secs, the bonobos humps the others for a few seconds while gazing deeply into each others eyes.
I didn't know how I would deal with it. But now I am just gonna go with the " well Lil tigerfoot, boy monkeys frick each other's dicks raw, why not us. Now duck on out of here, Dad has some shite to sling around"
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:39 pm to OMLandshark
Not funny but it's the truth. Am I right. Two gay people cannot give birth. I don't understand your angle. The OP'S question is a legit question.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:50 pm to Tigerfan56
All this marriage is by law is a financial agreement, and they live together. Its not rooted in anything religious. So you can just say they liked each other so much that they decided to become lawful co-habitants, and they can't have children biologically.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:04 pm to MykTide
Then don't work on Sunday
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:17 pm to Tigerfan56
Pathetic post! Guess you'll vote for Hillary now.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:37 pm to Tigerfan56
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How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids?
Well you see, Timmy, when a man and a man realllllly love each other...
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:42 pm to Tigerwaffe
Tribbing? Thats a real word?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 8:59 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
They need to be told that it's much better to be a bigot than have another mans penis in your arse.
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