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re: how are cucumbers a fruit and not a vegetable

Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:05 am to
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11810 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:05 am to
They got seeds baw.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13054 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:07 am to
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so are all men vegetables?


On the OT, pretty much yes.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:11 am to
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how are cucumbers a fruit and not a vegetable


Because your mom pleasures herself with them.

and the seeds
This post was edited on 6/30/23 at 9:12 am
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21644 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:11 am to
Apples are called "false fruit" but are still fruit.

I can't remember exactly how they get classified from my botany class nearly 20 years ago, but has something do with how they're formed.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:13 am to
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If you leave them “up there” long enough they become a pickle.


Not sure whether to laugh because it's funny or cringe because you even thought of such a thing...
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
84156 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:16 am to
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vegetable
isn't really a thing.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11255 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:24 am to
Yes I do. You borrowed my cucumber and when I got it back it was a pickle. And it smelled like arse.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10183 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:29 am to
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4557 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:31 am to
Sissies, they are just sissies.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7276 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:39 am to
Vegetable has many similar but different meanings whether the context is biological, culinary or whatever. Its most general meaning is in the word itself, edible vegetation. So all fruits are vegetables, and mushrooms are vegetables.
This post was edited on 6/30/23 at 9:41 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65836 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 9:58 am to
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Anything that arises from a flower (ovary) is a fruit...tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, etc. vegetative material is a vegetable (celery, lettuce, potato, etc)

Much better than the first response which was just that "it has seeds".
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