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re: Hometown friend got a girl pregnant after pulling out and she used birth control
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:19 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:19 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
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What are the actual odds of this happening?
Literally zero
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:23 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
She was on medication that counter acted her BC
He lied about pulling out
He lied about pulling out
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:25 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
Literally zero
.3% if on pill
4% if pulling out
Combine them both and it’s less than 1%, meaning OP didn’t properly pull out and ol girl wasn’t really on BC
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:27 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
Talk about some bad luck.
What are the actual odds of this happening?
The trifecta will be your friend being white and making a black baby
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:29 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
It’a not really possible. Both were probably done incorrectly.
Don’t kill the baby. Have him get a paternity test.
Having a kid at a bad time is a long way from the worst thing that can happen. May end up being a great thing.
Don’t kill the baby. Have him get a paternity test.
Having a kid at a bad time is a long way from the worst thing that can happen. May end up being a great thing.
This post was edited on 3/1/20 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:31 pm to AtlantaLSUfan
Ya know, u can get a get someone preg by pulling out
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:31 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
Talk about some bad luck.
I think somebody is lying
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:33 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
What are the actual odds of this happening?
Has anyone posted 350 yet? If not, I’ll go with 350
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:35 pm to 13SaintTiger
Only one course of behavior is 100%.
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:45 pm to Lakeboy7
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If true really high, like get a paternity test high.
yeah man it would suck if the biggest longshot you ever hit was the 0.0001% chance of pulling out of a girl on BC and knocking her up
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:46 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
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Hometown friend got a girl pregnant after pulling out and she used birth control
Where did he spray her? Just wondering.
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:49 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
I’d say they are both lying. He didn’t pull out and she wasn’t taking shite.
In other words, me in 1995.
In other words, me in 1995.
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:51 pm to SlowFlowPro
Casinos make billions of dollars on a 1% house advantage. It can happen.
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:56 pm to RedPop4
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Casinos make billions of dollars on a 1% house advantage.
this is lower than 1%
this is the intersection of 2 behaviors with sub-5% rate
and casinos make their money on slots that have a larger spread than 1%. only perfectly-played BJ or craps
slot revenue dwarfs those and the spread is closer to 10%
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:57 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
quote:
What are the actual odds of this happening?
0.0% on the pulling out.
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:59 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Pulling out as a form of birth control is retarded. That's all I got
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:04 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
Birth control doesn’t work in a trailer park. Something about all the metal...
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:05 pm to alajones
True story
I dated this girl for a few weeks about 25yrs ago, she shared a house downtown BTR with two guys she called her “room mates”
We got busy a few times, she became a stage four clinger, I ghosted her
Few months later she calls me says she is pregnant and I am the father. I tell her I want a Paternity test and she freaks out. She hangs up, I move on back to Lafayette
About a year later out of the blue I get a court order for a paternity test. She told her parents I was the dad and I skipped out on her.
So the tech comes to my house, I give the blood sample and wait. Two weeks later my lawyer calls me and says results are complete, you are not the father. I got shite hammered drunk that night, not because I was happy the little girl wasn’t mine. I was happy to avoid 18 years of dealing with her lying degenerate mother.
She was banging one of her room mates, he dumped her, they both kicked her out of the house, she moved back in with her parents. She was pregnant and mom and dad wanted to make him make it right, she told them it was mine because she thought her parents would like me and I could provide for her better than the other guy.
I found her on FB years later with her daughter and I laughed, her daughter looked like she was the offspring of two middle eastern parents, I have blond hair and blue eyes.
Crazy bitch
Bullet dodged
I dated this girl for a few weeks about 25yrs ago, she shared a house downtown BTR with two guys she called her “room mates”
We got busy a few times, she became a stage four clinger, I ghosted her
Few months later she calls me says she is pregnant and I am the father. I tell her I want a Paternity test and she freaks out. She hangs up, I move on back to Lafayette
About a year later out of the blue I get a court order for a paternity test. She told her parents I was the dad and I skipped out on her.
So the tech comes to my house, I give the blood sample and wait. Two weeks later my lawyer calls me and says results are complete, you are not the father. I got shite hammered drunk that night, not because I was happy the little girl wasn’t mine. I was happy to avoid 18 years of dealing with her lying degenerate mother.
She was banging one of her room mates, he dumped her, they both kicked her out of the house, she moved back in with her parents. She was pregnant and mom and dad wanted to make him make it right, she told them it was mine because she thought her parents would like me and I could provide for her better than the other guy.
I found her on FB years later with her daughter and I laughed, her daughter looked like she was the offspring of two middle eastern parents, I have blond hair and blue eyes.
Crazy bitch
Bullet dodged
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:08 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
She probably got pregnant from some cookie cutter but your friend has the better income so shes gonna go with him as baby daddy.
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