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re: Hometown friend got a girl pregnant after pulling out and she used birth control

Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:19 pm to
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What are the actual odds of this happening?


Literally zero
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21259 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:23 pm to
She was on medication that counter acted her BC

He lied about pulling out
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:25 pm to
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Literally zero


.3% if on pill

4% if pulling out

Combine them both and it’s less than 1%, meaning OP didn’t properly pull out and ol girl wasn’t really on BC
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:27 pm to
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Talk about some bad luck.

What are the actual odds of this happening?



The trifecta will be your friend being white and making a black baby
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27560 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:29 pm to
It’a not really possible. Both were probably done incorrectly.

Don’t kill the baby. Have him get a paternity test.

Having a kid at a bad time is a long way from the worst thing that can happen. May end up being a great thing.
This post was edited on 3/1/20 at 4:30 pm
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:31 pm to
Ya know, u can get a get someone preg by pulling out
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42414 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:31 pm to
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Talk about some bad luck.


I think somebody is lying
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24250 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:33 pm to
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What are the actual odds of this happening?


Has anyone posted 350 yet? If not, I’ll go with 350
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15339 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:35 pm to
Only one course of behavior is 100%.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481201 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:45 pm to
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If true really high, like get a paternity test high.


yeah man it would suck if the biggest longshot you ever hit was the 0.0001% chance of pulling out of a girl on BC and knocking her up
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85560 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:46 pm to
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Hometown friend got a girl pregnant after pulling out and she used birth control



Where did he spray her? Just wondering.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35973 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:49 pm to
I’d say they are both lying. He didn’t pull out and she wasn’t taking shite.











In other words, me in 1995.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15339 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:51 pm to
Casinos make billions of dollars on a 1% house advantage. It can happen.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481201 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:56 pm to
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Casinos make billions of dollars on a 1% house advantage.

this is lower than 1%

this is the intersection of 2 behaviors with sub-5% rate

and casinos make their money on slots that have a larger spread than 1%. only perfectly-played BJ or craps

slot revenue dwarfs those and the spread is closer to 10%
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141210 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:57 pm to
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What are the actual odds of this happening?


0.0% on the pulling out.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12124 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 4:59 pm to
Pulling out as a form of birth control is retarded. That's all I got
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:04 pm to
Birth control doesn’t work in a trailer park. Something about all the metal...
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90304 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:05 pm to
True story

I dated this girl for a few weeks about 25yrs ago, she shared a house downtown BTR with two guys she called her “room mates”

We got busy a few times, she became a stage four clinger, I ghosted her

Few months later she calls me says she is pregnant and I am the father. I tell her I want a Paternity test and she freaks out. She hangs up, I move on back to Lafayette

About a year later out of the blue I get a court order for a paternity test. She told her parents I was the dad and I skipped out on her.

So the tech comes to my house, I give the blood sample and wait. Two weeks later my lawyer calls me and says results are complete, you are not the father. I got shite hammered drunk that night, not because I was happy the little girl wasn’t mine. I was happy to avoid 18 years of dealing with her lying degenerate mother.

She was banging one of her room mates, he dumped her, they both kicked her out of the house, she moved back in with her parents. She was pregnant and mom and dad wanted to make him make it right, she told them it was mine because she thought her parents would like me and I could provide for her better than the other guy.

I found her on FB years later with her daughter and I laughed, her daughter looked like she was the offspring of two middle eastern parents, I have blond hair and blue eyes.

Crazy bitch

Bullet dodged
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117256 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:05 pm to
Star in the East?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21610 posts
Posted on 3/1/20 at 5:08 pm to
She probably got pregnant from some cookie cutter but your friend has the better income so shes gonna go with him as baby daddy.
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