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Homeless man arrested for obscenity in Books-A-Million

Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:12 pm
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MONROE, La. (KNOE) - A homeless man has been charged with obscenity after he was reportedly caught touching himself inside Books-A-Million.

According to a police report, Thaddeous Brown was at Books-A-Million Wednesday afternoon sitting in the coffee shop area with an issue of Sports Illustrated. Employees say they saw the man masturbating, so they called Monroe police.

By the time police arrived, they say Brown was still sitting in the coffee shop area with his hand in the front of loose fitting parts and did, in fact, appear to be doing the deed. They say the magazine was open to a picture of a girl in a bikini.

For his part, Brown said he was merely touching himself, not actually masturbating. Police say they also found some marijuana in his pocket.

No word on where exactly he was sitting.
Posted by 0
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:13 pm to
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No word on where exactly he was sitting.


Probably close to the penthouse forums
Posted by TechDawg2007
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by LurkerTooLong
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:15 pm to
Stories like this make me miss assinclass thread titles
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:17 pm to
Where is it ok to masturbate, outside of your home? What if you are female, not touching yourself, but can orgasm through visual or audio stimulation? Does that pose an issue?
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:17 pm to
Was he being quiet in the bookstore ? Everybody needs a hug and a tug every now and then. It's not like he came all over the pages.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:19 pm to
The more interesting thing here is that there is a books a million still open
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:20 pm to
I’ve often wondered that myself
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:21 pm to
This is shocking information.



There are still Books-A-Million stores.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:23 pm to
Parking lots want to know
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:27 pm to
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Brown was at Books-A-Million Wednesday afternoon sitting in the coffee shop area with an issue of Sports Illustrated.


He was reading an article on LSU Basketball for next season.

Posted by StupidBinder
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Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:36 pm to
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What if you are female, not touching yourself


Some women can cum just from wearing tight jeans or tight leather pants.

No one knows unless she gets really wet from it.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

What if you are female, not touching yourself, but can orgasm through visual or audio stimulation?


Impossible
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:41 pm to
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Some women can cum


lies
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:41 pm to
BS, happens frequently
Posted by RedFoxx
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Posted by Jorts R Us
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Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:45 pm to
Books-a-million still exists?
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

No one knows unless she gets really wet from it.



Really wet...
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