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Homeless man arrested for obscenity in Books-A-Million
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:12 pm
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MONROE, La. (KNOE) - A homeless man has been charged with obscenity after he was reportedly caught touching himself inside Books-A-Million.
According to a police report, Thaddeous Brown was at Books-A-Million Wednesday afternoon sitting in the coffee shop area with an issue of Sports Illustrated. Employees say they saw the man masturbating, so they called Monroe police.
By the time police arrived, they say Brown was still sitting in the coffee shop area with his hand in the front of loose fitting parts and did, in fact, appear to be doing the deed. They say the magazine was open to a picture of a girl in a bikini.
For his part, Brown said he was merely touching himself, not actually masturbating. Police say they also found some marijuana in his pocket.
No word on where exactly he was sitting.
MONROE, La. (KNOE) - A homeless man has been charged with obscenity after he was reportedly caught touching himself inside Books-A-Million.
According to a police report, Thaddeous Brown was at Books-A-Million Wednesday afternoon sitting in the coffee shop area with an issue of Sports Illustrated. Employees say they saw the man masturbating, so they called Monroe police.
By the time police arrived, they say Brown was still sitting in the coffee shop area with his hand in the front of loose fitting parts and did, in fact, appear to be doing the deed. They say the magazine was open to a picture of a girl in a bikini.
For his part, Brown said he was merely touching himself, not actually masturbating. Police say they also found some marijuana in his pocket.
No word on where exactly he was sitting.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
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No word on where exactly he was sitting.
Probably close to the penthouse forums
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
Stories like this make me miss assinclass thread titles
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Where is it ok to masturbate, outside of your home? What if you are female, not touching yourself, but can orgasm through visual or audio stimulation? Does that pose an issue?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Was he being quiet in the bookstore ? Everybody needs a hug and a tug every now and then. It's not like he came all over the pages.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
The more interesting thing here is that there is a books a million still open
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:20 pm to liz18lsu
I’ve often wondered that myself
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
This is shocking information.
There are still Books-A-Million stores.
There are still Books-A-Million stores.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
Parking lots want to know
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Brown was at Books-A-Million Wednesday afternoon sitting in the coffee shop area with an issue of Sports Illustrated.
He was reading an article on LSU Basketball for next season.

Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:36 pm to liz18lsu
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What if you are female, not touching yourself
Some women can cum just from wearing tight jeans or tight leather pants.
No one knows unless she gets really wet from it.
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:39 pm to liz18lsu
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What if you are female, not touching yourself, but can orgasm through visual or audio stimulation?
Impossible
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:41 pm to Tempratt
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Some women can cum
lies
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
Books-a-million still exists?
Posted on 5/3/18 at 6:45 pm to Tempratt
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No one knows unless she gets really wet from it.
Really wet...
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