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Hey, do you guys know a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:22 pm
I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World! They were watching Shamu the Whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, “I’m Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!” So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, “How do you like it?!” And then I’ll be damned if Brasky didn’t step in there and finish the show!
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 5:23 pm
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:22 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:23 pm to OMLandshark
I used to love those sketches.
Thanks for ruining them for me, a-hole.
Thanks for ruining them for me, a-hole.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:26 pm to OMLandshark
Well, at least you didn’t incorporate a GoT rape fantasy into this post.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:26 pm to AbitaFan08
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Thanks for ruining them for me, a-hole.
Or maybe this board has been ruined.
But back to Brasky, he had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:28 pm to OMLandshark
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At the autopsy
Bill Brasky can’t die.
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:28 pm to OMLandshark
This shite again....
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:29 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:30 pm to PsychTiger
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Bill Brasky can’t die.
It was a faux autopsy. I had breakfast with Brasky. Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, “All in all, I prefer gin!”
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:39 pm to OMLandshark
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:40 pm to Lsupimp
Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 5:42 pm to iAmBatman
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:03 pm to OMLandshark
Quit fagging up this board
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:05 pm to OMLandshark
Aids is screwing up your brain.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:06 pm to Lsupimp
Hope all is well.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:09 pm to OMLandshark
He’s a son of a bitch.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:30 pm to OMLandshark
They say he's got a toenail on the end of his penis.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:52 pm to rantfan
u ever been to Uranus? asking for a friend.....
Posted on 7/21/19 at 6:55 pm to rantfan
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Its up to the users of the site if it's entertaining or not.
I just think most of the older users have left or been completely brainwashed to an off putting degree. The admins let psychopaths like Wild Thang and Strannix go nuts where 19 out of 20 of their posts are idiotic insults that they’ve told thousands of times before. What do they think is going to happen when they allow those 8Chan trolls to just light the site on fire?
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 7:57 pm to OMLandshark
America is over if a Bill Brasky thread gets downvoted
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