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re: Help...How to get this stupid bird from building a nest on my porch?
Posted on 5/29/14 at 7:34 am to JordonfortheJ
Posted on 5/29/14 at 7:34 am to JordonfortheJ
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Get some bird spikes. They can't build a nest if they can't land.
Get some bird spikes. They can't build a nest if they can't land.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 7:35 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 7:42 am to JordonfortheJ
Go to the pest control section in the home depot garden center and buy some bird wire.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 7:45 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:16 am to Capital Cajun
Pops put bird wire up at his house, I was out of town for a week, when I came back they had already nested. They can stay until the eggs hatch. No one goes to my front door anyway, so its not that big of a deal. I do go sweep out there every afternoon though, messy little bastards.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:23 am to JordonfortheJ
They will be back next year - and the years after that - kinda like salmon who swim upstream every year.
Your problem was exactly like mine in a house I once owned. I didn't want to hurt the birds but they are very, very messy with their crap. They nested at the front door (as do yours) and not some place where the crap wouldn't have been so obvious or bothersome. I did not find anything that was 100% successful. I just resolved to wash my porch more often than I preferred, conceding defeat.
Your problem was exactly like mine in a house I once owned. I didn't want to hurt the birds but they are very, very messy with their crap. They nested at the front door (as do yours) and not some place where the crap wouldn't have been so obvious or bothersome. I did not find anything that was 100% successful. I just resolved to wash my porch more often than I preferred, conceding defeat.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:35 am to JordonfortheJ
Turn your trailer around.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:46 am to JordonfortheJ
An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:57 am to JordonfortheJ
Fake eagle, hawk, owl - or maybe you can rent a real one for a day and feed it lunch.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 8:58 am to JordonfortheJ
This is truth...
Paint your porch ceiling baby blue. They will not nest there if they think it is not covered...
Now that I have let y'all in on the secret, you'll start noticing a lot of porch ceilings painted like that, and that's the reason why.

Paint your porch ceiling baby blue. They will not nest there if they think it is not covered...
Now that I have let y'all in on the secret, you'll start noticing a lot of porch ceilings painted like that, and that's the reason why.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:00 am to JordonfortheJ
We're really going to pretend a small bird's nest is messing up the aesthetics of your "home"? Come on.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 9:01 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:04 am to JordonfortheJ
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:23 am to Eternally Undefeated
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I just resolved to wash my porch more often than I preferred, conceding defeat.
you beta
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:24 am to Clyde Tipton
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TClayboy99
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Paint your porch ceiling baby blue. They will not nest there if they think it is not covered..
Can't believe it took to the 3rd page for someone to post this. Best kept "secret" for bird prevention.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:41 am to BallCoachinFool
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Can't believe it took to the 3rd page
I was going to say that when I posted, but I always seem to run my mouth here so I refrained. I'm glad somebody caught that.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:22 am to Pettifogger
Yes when there is mud, poop and other stuff all over the place it is unaesthetically pleasing. So stfu
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