re: Help OT! How to deal with a neighbor's kid who plays car stereo/subwoofer way too loud?

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Hide some dead shrimp or fish in his car somewhere. He won't want to be in his car.

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Use the foul canned micro shrimp. Pour that shite in the grate right at the base of the windshield. Make sure not to leave any residue visible on the outside. Trust me no one will be able to sit in that thing.

Set his car on fire.

Have you tried the glycol in the meatball trick?

In law's need to move.

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Fix a flat in the exhaust and gas tank, epoxy covering the tire valve stems

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Suggestions like this are good if you're seeking some type of revenge, but don't work in this scenario. Why the frick would you want to make the car LESS mobile, so then he HAS to be sitting in the driveway to bump his shitty music?

I agree with others that have said to put something foul like stink bait or rotten shrimp in the cowl (that grate at the bottom of the windshield). That's where the AC/heat draws air from and it'll undoubtedly make the car unbearable to sit in for long periods.

Get some subs and blast back at him

I had an a-hole neighbor about 35 years old who did this constantly except he was right next door. Trashy as frick alcoholic with a cute Asian wife. I politely asked him to turn it down a few times because it would rattle our windows and keep us up at night (including my young kid) but he never listened. After a couple years I finally had enough and bought speakers just as big and powerful with a plan to play Hanson’s “Mmmbop” loud as frick anytime he started his shite but before I could use them, his wife had enough of his bullshite and left his arse and took all his dogs with her. He had to sell his house due to the divorce and the day he moved out I played every sad country break up song I could think of super loud with the bass up as he packed his shite into the uhaul trucks.

Petty as frick, I know, but it felt so good.

Go to pawn shop and purchase large speaker/amplifier.

Aim at neighbors home and attach sound source.

Play Whitenake Still of the Night or maybe something by Krokus or Dio repeatedly.

Win.

ETA: fck it play this:
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Tony always knew what to do

Pull a goodfellas. Go over when he’s blasting it and pistol whip him in the driveway. That ought to do it.