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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:43 am to
Posted by Boss13
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:43 am to
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ow did Helen Keller get a burn on her ear?
She answered the phone.
How did she get a burn on her other ear?
They called back.


So close.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:44 am to
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This is a popular conspiracy theory among kids in their late teens and early 20s and I have no idea why


At least it’s a little bit deeper than “Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.”

We managed to spread that to every middle school in the country without social media and very limited internet compared to today though.
Posted by jrobic4
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:45 am to
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this is an O-T Lounge


If you can't bring this wild bullshite to the OT, you can't bring it anywhere!
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:45 am to
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How did Helen Keller get a burn on her ear?
She answered the phone.
How did she get a burn on her other ear?
They called back.


Don't you need to introduce 'the iron' somewhere in this pathetic joke attempt?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:46 am to
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How could she distinguish taking a shower from being peed on without seeing what's going on?


Let's say you lose your sight, your mind will adapt your other senses to heighten. I am not even blind and I can tell the difference between a silver shower and a golden shower just from sense of smell. Ray Charles lost his sight and learned to adapt.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:46 am to
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Rosa Parks is a fraud too. Everything is fake and gay.


I thought this was pretty well known.

Wasn’t the original woman denied seating a pregnant, unwed teen? Because of this, they decided to stage parks as she was viewed as a more sympathetic figure
Posted by CoachOsFishingHole
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:48 am to
It would be way more believable had people claimed she could make a sandwich with the best of them or if she could bring a man a beer after a long day of work without finding something to complain about. Instead, I am supposed to believe she graduated college without hearing or seeing anything? Come on now
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:49 am to
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Let's say you lose your sight, your mind will adapt your other senses to heighten.


The important thing is that you had sight. The first months of life are extremely important in developing higher functions like being able to focus on an object and interpret what it means in a three dimensional space. The brain "learns" and forms structural pathways in this period. Afterwards, it's possible to cope with the loss of vision by relying on other senses. But if that region of the brain never developed, it's impossible.
Posted by CoachOsFishingHole
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:52 am to
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Let's say you lose your sight, your mind will adapt your other senses to heighten


Hellen Keller isn't DareDevil
Posted by dstone12
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:53 am to
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Helluva first post!


This is actually my favorite thing about the thread.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:53 am to
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Helluva first post!


This is actually my favorite thing about the thread.


alter
Posted by dstone12
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40218 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:55 am to
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alter



Doesn’t matter. Still liked it.
Posted by bdavids09
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:56 am to
What made you think of that?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:56 am to
Found a shirt for you:

Posted by donut
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:56 am to
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I've seen a black guy play a piano before, so I can buy Stevie Wonder mashing keys while blind. But could you imagine a baby writing a book? Preposterous on its face.


Speaking of this, from the 60's-80's there were all kinds of blind guys playing piano and singing; Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Ronnie Millsap.

Now nothing. What happened, did blind people stop learning to play the piano really well in the 90's to the present?
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:56 am to
I heard Helen Keller gave a handy to a guy with herpes once.


She left his dick all read.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:58 am to
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I heard Helen Keller gave a handy to a guy with herpes once.


She left his dick all read.


why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

so she can moan with the other one
Posted by CoachOsFishingHole
Member since Mar 2026
23 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:00 pm to
I watched a documentary and some fat broad was gushing over Hellen Keller. After digging into it a little bit further, I was shocked at how much of her biography read like girl power fiction
This post was edited on 4/1/26 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Missouri Waltz
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Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:01 pm to
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Wasn’t the original woman denied seating a pregnant, unwed teen?

Sort of. They had planned the whole thing with a nice, black, teenage girl. They backed off and replaced her Rosa Parks when they learned that the teen had been knocked up by a white guy.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:03 pm to
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I was shocked at how much read of her biography read like girl power fiction




Helen Keller publicly supported the withholding of life-saving medical treatment from infants born with severe handicaps, advocating for their euthanasia in the context of early 20th-century eugenics.
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