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Helicopter parents at soccer

Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:37 am
Posted by Count Spatula
Da House
Member since Jul 2017
51 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:37 am
Our son is in 3-4 year old soccer and about 90% of the kids have a parent hovering over them the entire time. When did this become the norm?

It's also clearly visible that the kids without a parent hovering over them are doing much better at playing and taking directions from the coach.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97626 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:39 am to
I just drop my 3 year old off at practice and go to the bar til they are done
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:39 am to
NB4. Soccer is ghey.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260222 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:41 am to
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Helicopter parents

quote:

soccer


That's all you need to know.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14977 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:41 am to
Soccer board.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:41 am to
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NB4. Soccer is ghey.


It can't be gay because the toddlers haven't chosen their gender yet.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:41 am to
Hey, where are all these kids playing?

thx.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:41 am to
Forgive my ignorance.
Posted by Count Spatula
Da House
Member since Jul 2017
51 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:43 am to
Covington
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58330 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:47 am to
I go straight the the bar and let my kid walk from there. Gotta warm up.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6209 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:47 am to
I coach (and I use that term loosely) the same age. Not only do no parents hover, when one of the kids ran off the field crying for his mom, she sent him back on the field.

Maybe you just coach in a pussy arse league.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33470 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:48 am to
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Our son is in 3-4 year old soccer


Which is awesome....the kid gets to get out and run around and have a good time. It is the parents who ruin it.

quote:

it's also clearly visible that the kids without a parent hovering over them are doing much better at playing and taking directions from the coach.


I think (or at least hope) that there is a special place in heaven for folks who coach teams like this. They try to help the kids and the parents do their level best to frick it all up for everyone.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54752 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 10:52 am to
Drove me crazy when my kids were playing. I think some parents expectations are way too high and when a little kid loses focus like 3-4 year olds do they get anxious and jump in. If they would just wait the coach will bring them back in.
Posted by CaptChandler
Polis
Member since Sep 2016
2427 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Covington



Explains a lot.

I could write a book on all of the drama I've witnessed by observing soccer parents in multiple Northshore youth soccer leagues.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68289 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:22 am to
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It can't be gay because the toddlers haven't chosen their gender yet.





bullshite. My 19 month old daughter says she is a girl. And does it with conviction.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52962 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:26 am to
Your kid plays soccer at 3-4 years old? I had already made deck hand on a shrimp boat by then
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18432 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:28 am to
It's been the norm for a while. Parents are the worst thing to happen to sports. I don't know if they're trying to live vicariously through their kids or something, but they get way too serious about it. I've seen parents berate coaches, officials, players, even their own kids over a meaningless little league game. It even happens in leagues that don't even keep score!
Posted by jfturner212
1176 Bob Pettit Boulevard
Member since Nov 2004
5476 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:34 am to
I don't have kids but got wrangled into coaching 5-7 year olds with another guy while in the Marines. The key is coaches have got to let the dumbass parents know at the beginning of the season thier expectation of them to not act like idiots. This is not club soccer. The point of the whole thing is to develop basic soccer skills while making the kids as tired as possible and still convincing them it is fun. Then they are to worn out to cause any ruckus once back home.

We dominated the league and the parents gave me a high dollar Chili's gift certificate at the end of the season. I'd say I'm an expert on the topic.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18432 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:37 am to
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the parents gave me a high dollar Chili's gift certificate at the end of the season.


You lucky dog.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32491 posts
Posted on 8/27/17 at 11:37 am to
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I just drop my 3 year old off at practice and go to the bar til they are done

Me too, except I don't have a kid I'm just at the bar.
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