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Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:04 am to udtiger
The dude was notorious for growing weed in the county. Every time he would start a new patch, Sheriff John Brown hunted it down, and then destroyed it
One day the sheriff caught him at his newest patch, and decided the best way to end this nuisance was just to end him. The only problem on this day, was a witnessed him drawing his gun on the unarmed gardener. He called out the sheriff for attempting to kill an unarmed man. So the sheriff had to kill the witness first!
However, in the course of their argument the weed patch guy drew his own weapon and shot and shot and shot the sheriff. In self-defense
Thusly, "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shot the deputy down"
One day the sheriff caught him at his newest patch, and decided the best way to end this nuisance was just to end him. The only problem on this day, was a witnessed him drawing his gun on the unarmed gardener. He called out the sheriff for attempting to kill an unarmed man. So the sheriff had to kill the witness first!
However, in the course of their argument the weed patch guy drew his own weapon and shot and shot and shot the sheriff. In self-defense
Thusly, "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shot the deputy down"
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:10 am to HeadSlash
quote:
Homosexual love triangle
Kinky Raggae
quote:
Ey, I went down to Piccadilly Circus
Down there I saw Marcus
He had a candy tar
All over his chocolate bar
I think I might join the fun (I might join the fun)
But I had to hit and run (had to hit and run)
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:17 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah
All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown aiming to shoot me down
It was an escape. He was arrested for the weed, then shot Sheriff Brown while he was on the run during an escape attempt.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:36 am to udtiger
Because he swears it was in self-defense.
Sheriff John Brown always hated him. For what, he doesn't know. Every time he tried to plant a seed, they would kill it before it would grow. Hence, you know, self defense.
Sheriff John Brown always hated him. For what, he doesn't know. Every time he tried to plant a seed, they would kill it before it would grow. Hence, you know, self defense.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 10:52 am to udtiger
Music Board.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 11:48 am to MorbidTheClown
There’s a saying that is well known in Jamaica. “The hearse follows the police car”.
In Jamaica, when you are wanted for questioning or there is a warrant out for you, they will try to inform you. If they cant find you they will then inform your family and known associates. After a certain period of time, if you dont turn yourself in, they come looking for you. When they find you they kill you. They will use a rifle at distance if they decide to or handgun at close range.
In Jamaica, when you are wanted for questioning or there is a warrant out for you, they will try to inform you. If they cant find you they will then inform your family and known associates. After a certain period of time, if you dont turn yourself in, they come looking for you. When they find you they kill you. They will use a rifle at distance if they decide to or handgun at close range.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:01 pm to udtiger
The one shooting is claimed to be self defense which he is claiming everyone understands. The second shooting, he is implying was done by the sheriff.
This gives the singer a defense from all prosecution.
Short version - "I was framed!"
This gives the singer a defense from all prosecution.
Short version - "I was framed!"
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:02 pm to TT9
quote:or maybe Bob Marley?
ask Eric Clapton.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:04 pm to udtiger
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:05 pm to Woolfpack
quote:to be fair this is the case in every funeral procession I’ve ever seen
“The hearse follows the police car”.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:06 pm to TT9
quote:
ask Eric Clapton.
Why?
Not his song…
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:10 pm to Pepe Lepew
Somebody tried to say Bob Marley was a “bad dude” on Twitter but I never heard any reasons as to why
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:16 pm to justaniceguy
Really good futball player
Posted on 9/29/25 at 12:40 pm to Pepe Lepew
He sang it.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 2:16 pm to udtiger
The lyrics are about birth control.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 2:22 pm to udtiger
Al the dude wanted to do was grow and occasionally burn a spliff man. Po Po wouldn't stay off his arse and let him be.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 9/29/25 at 2:29 pm to Crow Pie
Next question. Why are we going to take it higher after we rock down to electric avenue?
Posted on 9/29/25 at 2:52 pm to crash1211
My mom has a saying "I'd be John Brown" if anyone told her she was something she is not. Momma has a lot of weird sayings.
If someone was walking real slow "She's walking like she has lice falling off of her"
If someone says " I thought that was how something was done" she'd say "you thought like Andy, you though rat shite was candy"
If someone was walking real slow "She's walking like she has lice falling off of her"
If someone says " I thought that was how something was done" she'd say "you thought like Andy, you though rat shite was candy"
Posted on 9/29/25 at 2:56 pm to Pepe Lepew
quote:
Who shot the deputy?
No, Who was on first.
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