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Hawgnsincebirth55 vs TigersHuskers: Who would win in a fight to the death?

Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:35 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:35 am
TigersHuskers gets a rolled up newspaper and Hawg has an airsoft gun. I think somehow they would kill each other at the same time
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:36 am to
Both get DUIs on the way to the fight.

Fight would never happen.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43530 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:36 am to
quote:

TigersHuskers gets a rolled up newspaper and Hawg has an airsoft gun. I think somehow they would kill each other at the same time


Better ending than GoT.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:36 am to
I imagine both these dudes as chubby bald rednecks. so this a good thread
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Both get DUIs on the way to the fight.

Fight would never happen.



You're probably right
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
Both of them losing would be a win for society.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
Hawgs legitimately thinks he could beat a full grown chimp in a hand to hand fight, so I'd imagine he gets outsmarted by just about anyone.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127594 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
I am taking the under. So neither.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:37 am to
Kind of existential question comes from this. If two morons fight to the death, and they both die, does anyone care?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150997 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:38 am to
has hawg been able to train with an ape for his fight? is TigersHuskers allowed to get hopped up on that busch light before the fight? these are questions that need answers before i can make my prediction
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 11:39 am
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:38 am to
I thought Hawg was like 19 with a learning disability
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51589 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:39 am to
The OT
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:39 am to
quote:

thought Hawg was like 19 with a learning disability



I'm pretty sure at least part of that is true.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

has hawg been able to train with an ape for his fight?

Hes kicked the ape's arse so many times it refuses to fight
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30479 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:41 am to
I think Hawg might be around Southern Arkansas near me, I would be happy to meet this dude at sonic like Romnio did all those years back
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Who would win in a fight to the death?


quote:

somehow they would kill each other at the same time


Then we all win.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:42 am to
I'm sure you'd lick your jizz off the winner
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:42 am to
You should make this 3-way ladder match. I'd pay good money to see that fr
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:43 am to
Still sticking with the tuna
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