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Hawgnsincebirth55 vs Chihuahua..who wins
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:15 pm
Now the Chihuahua is an adult and slightly above average weight. And he barks very viscously at the front door when packages are delivered. Hawgnsincebirth55Is is not allowed any weapons and he must fight with his shirt off, a painted face, and wearing FedEx shorts. Superficial wounds can add up quickly and blood loss may play a role in the victor.
Who ya got?
Who ya got?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:19 pm to ctiger69
Chihuahua has no rules. Hawgnsincebirth55 would have his ankles torn out before he could blink.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:22 pm to ctiger69
What is the chihuahua wearing in this scenario?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:23 pm to ctiger69
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Who ya got?
does the Chihuahua have martial arts training?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:24 pm to Slagathor
quote:Plot twist: chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise! ETA: the chimp has a baseball bat in one hand, knife in the other
What is the chihuahua wearing in this scenario?
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:24 pm to Sidicous
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chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise!
with a baseball bat?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:27 pm to OWLFAN86
Your people eat Chihuahuas.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:31 pm to ctiger69
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he barks very viscously
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viscously
I would have to take the dog, then.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:33 pm to ctiger69
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painted face,
Racism is not ok
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:34 pm to ctiger69
He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:34 pm to Sid E Walker
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I would have to take the dog, then.
what if he barks very vicariously?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:36 pm to Sidicous
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Plot twist: chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise! ETA: the chimp has a baseball bat in one hand, knife in the other
He's just going to fall off of the wolf.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:37 pm to ctiger69
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Hawgnsincebirth55 vs Chihuahua..who wins
Has the Chihuahua gotten it's shots and therefore is autistic? Or not, and will give Hawg parvo?
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:37 pm to Tigers0891
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He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.
underappreciated post of the day, and right before the closing bell(for happy hour)
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:38 pm to 777Tiger
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what if he barks very vicariously?
I would still take the dog, but barely.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:40 pm to Slagathor
quote:Monkey feet grasp around the dog using opposable thumbs (or would that be opposable big toe? anyway, you've seen those suckers hang by their feet!)
He's just going to fall off of the wolf.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:46 pm to Tigers0891
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He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.
Idk dude, hawg killed a kitten with his bare hands once.
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When I snatched it up and pushed it against the floor I guess I pushed my hand down to hard on the back of its neck and it died.
LINK
He’s evolved to be a pretty efficient killer of things 1/16 of his size, so my money’s on Hawg.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:52 pm
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