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Hawgnsincebirth55 vs Chihuahua..who wins

Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:15 pm
Posted by ctiger69
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:15 pm
Now the Chihuahua is an adult and slightly above average weight. And he barks very viscously at the front door when packages are delivered. Hawgnsincebirth55Is is not allowed any weapons and he must fight with his shirt off, a painted face, and wearing FedEx shorts. Superficial wounds can add up quickly and blood loss may play a role in the victor.

Who ya got?

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:15 pm to
Everybody else
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:19 pm to
Chihuahua has no rules. Hawgnsincebirth55 would have his ankles torn out before he could blink.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:22 pm to
What is the chihuahua wearing in this scenario?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:23 pm to
in a spelling bee?

the dog
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:23 pm to
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Who ya got?

does the Chihuahua have martial arts training?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:24 pm to
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What is the chihuahua wearing in this scenario?
Plot twist: chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise! ETA: the chimp has a baseball bat in one hand, knife in the other
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise!

with a baseball bat?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:27 pm to
Your people eat Chihuahuas.
Posted by Sid E Walker
BackdoorU ©
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:31 pm to
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he barks very viscously

quote:

viscously

I would have to take the dog, then.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:33 pm to
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painted face,


Racism is not ok
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:34 pm to
He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:34 pm to
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I would have to take the dog, then.

what if he barks very vicariously?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:35 pm to
Dick size?

The dog
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Plot twist: chihuahua is actually a chimp riding a wolf in disguise! ETA: the chimp has a baseball bat in one hand, knife in the other


He's just going to fall off of the wolf.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:37 pm to
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Hawgnsincebirth55 vs Chihuahua..who wins


Has the Chihuahua gotten it's shots and therefore is autistic? Or not, and will give Hawg parvo?
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:38 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.

underappreciated post of the day, and right before the closing bell(for happy hour)
Posted by Sid E Walker
BackdoorU ©
Member since Nov 2013
25879 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:38 pm to
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what if he barks very vicariously?

I would still take the dog, but barely.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:40 pm to
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He's just going to fall off of the wolf.
Monkey feet grasp around the dog using opposable thumbs (or would that be opposable big toe? anyway, you've seen those suckers hang by their feet!)
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
12866 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 4:46 pm to
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He was really valuing intelligence in his made up scenario earlier. If we stick with that logic, then I'm going to have to take the Chihuahua.

Idk dude, hawg killed a kitten with his bare hands once.

ETA:
quote:

When I snatched it up and pushed it against the floor I guess I pushed my hand down to hard on the back of its neck and it died.

LINK

He’s evolved to be a pretty efficient killer of things 1/16 of his size, so my money’s on Hawg.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 4:52 pm
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