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Have you ever made a citizens arrest?

Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:38 pm
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:38 pm
Just wondering if I am the only one who has.

I used to be a bouncer at an Athens bar several years ago. My associates had to escort a drunk as hell frat boy out. This bar was right across APD on Washington Street and a bike cop was posted up right outside our bar. Drunk guy kept inserting himself into our doorway and cop just stood there. I walked out and tried to be very nice and reason with the guy to just walk on before he got arrested or worse. Guy was still holding a beer bottle and I looked at the cop who was literally 3 feet away and asked for his assistance. Cop actually said "he's your problem, not mine."

I said "right now, he seems to be both of our problem. " Cop told him to get rid of the beer as it was illegal to have on the sidewalk. Drunk guy steps to me and pours his beer out on my shoes. Got to hand it to him....it was a solid frick you to me. Bold.

I looked at the cop and he just shrugged. I turned back and leg swept that fricker like Gracie and grappled his drunk arse into a knot. Got him on his belly and straddled his back. Looked up at the cop and said "cuffs." Cop casually took his cuffs and tossed them at me. I cuffed his arse and said "you sir....are being placed under citizens arrest."

Cop just said "That was some very good work" while he helped him to his feet and escorted him up the street. Looking back, I think that cop was laying low just to see what would happen. I think he was entertained. Not even sure if he took him to jail or let him go somewhere up the block with a few words of wisdom.
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:44 pm to
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Looked up at the cop and said "cuffs."
Sure you did.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:46 pm to
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Have you ever made a citizens arrest?


Jesus, you sound like one of those annoying straight-laced guys who always breaks up a good fight before it really starts.
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:50 pm to
looks like we got a badass hur
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:52 pm to
It happened.
Posted by Strannix
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:54 pm to
Does your mom know you're gay?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:55 pm to
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Does your mom know you're gay?
oh she know's
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:58 pm to
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Looked up at the cop and said "cuffs." Cop casually took his cuffs and tossed them at me.


sure
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:58 pm to
Reminds me of the end of "the burbs".
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guy steps to me and pours his beer out on my shoes. 

quote:

Cop just said "That was some very good work" 

Reminds me of Captain Carmine Lorenzo..

Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by Rhio
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2013
1429 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:04 pm to
None of these things happened.

Great story though. I read the whole thing.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64718 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:06 pm to
Did you use your dick as leverage in the incident?
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:41 pm to
I started to and then I found out that the near-rape scene I had just witnessed was staged by a husband and wife.

"help help, she screamed as she ran in her negligee at midnight.

I suppose being intervened by someone like me was a scenario they ran into now and then.

Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12549 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 3:27 am to
Damn man, finish the story!

I was hoping for the final paragraph where you talk about how you and the cop masturbate each other for a day's hard work.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62316 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:07 am to
The only way a person can make a citizens arrest is for a felony, so your story smells!
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:05 am to
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The only way a person can make a citizens arrest is for a felony, so your story smells!



Yeap. And get this, the offense can have taken place in or out of your presence. You don't have to have witnessed it.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:50 am to
Alright Gomer.

"Citizen's Arrest,Citizen's Arrest".

This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 7:56 am
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16891 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:51 am to
Yesterday I called the Alabama state police on a drunk passenger at 9am bc he was throwing can beers out the window. Does that count.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25351 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:52 am to
Will Cover's citizens arrest speeding ticket is one of my favorite ot stories
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