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re: Have you ever made a citizens arrest?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:57 am to Dick Leverage
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:57 am to Dick Leverage
Hey dick are you a hammer time alter? If not you really need to hang out with that guy. He's a straight badass too
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Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:51 am to Dick Leverage
No but I saw a crack head pick pocketing a buddy and body checked him to a wall and a cop saw us and arrested him.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:53 am to UHTiger
I figured one or two would think I am lying about this but back then I used to bench over 425. I was 6' 190lb . But even with that advantage I never wanted to fight like the other bouncers. I was there for poon, free beer and dollar bills. I was the nice bouncer who was peace maker and counselor to the drunks. Can't tell you how many times I called some drunk guy "little buddy." The funniest thing about the guy I cuffed was he legit had on a Teal polo with the collar flipped up and one of those Bieber haircuts.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 8:59 am to Dick Leverage
sounds like you assaulted a drunk guy and illegally detained him
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:26 am to Dick Leverage
I blocked someone into a parking lot after they drunkely hit 5 or 6 cars and attempted to flee. There was a culvert on both sides of the driveway and they weren't pushing my truck even though I could see him contemplating trying.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:54 am to DrSteveBrule
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I was hoping for the final paragraph where you talk about how you and the cop masturbate each other for a day's hard work.
You talking about a double Dutch fudge rudder?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:55 am to Dick Leverage
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Looked up at the cop and said "cuffs."
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