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re: Have you ever kicked your dad in the balls?
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:34 pm to YumYum Sauce
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:34 pm to YumYum Sauce
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Hit him directly in the a-hole.
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Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:41 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:44 pm to Mr Personality
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It’s a legitimate question.
Not really, at least for a normal, well-adjusted human
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:46 pm to Mr Personality
Nah. My dad played D1 college football defensive line.
I valued my life too much to try any chicanery like that.
I valued my life too much to try any chicanery like that.
This post was edited on 12/7/21 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:48 pm to jchamil
Never. My dad is a GB fan and I'm a Bears fan. He was ripping on Jim McMahon one night and I retorted that he (my dad) was a cocky sucker. He didn't hear the "y" and proceeded to beat me into a wall. As I've gotten older I've seen the humor in the whole situation...I even remember that I was putting liquid smoke into a tomato soup (which became inedible) at the time.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:51 pm to MSUDawg98
During batting practice, cage was hanging a little low, I crushed one directly into his money maker. Dude went down like a stack of bricks. First time I ever really saw him as a vulnerable human and not know everything, super dad. One of those weird moments in life. I think I was around 12.
Felt really shitty but he wasn't mad after he collected himself since I was crushing the ball at that point.
Felt really shitty but he wasn't mad after he collected himself since I was crushing the ball at that point.
This post was edited on 12/7/21 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:53 pm to Mr Personality
Never during my life did I feel I could take my dad, and would've had to try if I kicked him in the nuts on purpose. He died when I was mid 20's. Even as I sat with him oh his death bed, I felt that he could muster up enough strength to whoop dat arse if necessary.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:56 pm to Ash Williams
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my 5 year old was play fighting with me and accidentally kicked me in the balls
bastard
When my son was a toddler, he was jumping up and down on my lap and he got me good. Hurt for a few days, wife wanted me to go to the doctor to make sure everything was okay.
They did an x-ray and found a lemon-sized tumor growing out of my right hip bone. Had no idea it was there, it wasn't the cause of my discomfort.
So getting kicked in the privates by my son those years ago turned out to be a God send.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 2:56 pm to Mr Personality
What? No but I’ve kicked myself in the balls,
Have you ever done that?
Have you ever done that?
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:44 pm to secfballfan
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I never did, but I assure if I tried, it would only be once.... "Father beats son to death, court rules it was justified "
This and also I respected him to much to ever do something stupid
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:47 pm to Mr Personality
No, but I sprayed him in the face with a water gun when he was sleeping and took a beat down from him.
This post was edited on 12/7/21 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 12/7/21 at 3:52 pm to Mr Personality
My old man was a real big ole motherfricker. Hell naw
Posted on 12/7/21 at 4:02 pm to Mr Personality
Never kicked him. But one time we were throwing the baseball in the front yard and he went to wave at a neighbor driving by and I drilled him in the nuts with the baseball by accident.
Posted on 12/7/21 at 4:03 pm to scott8811
Posted on 12/7/21 at 4:08 pm to Mr Personality
All I can say is I only did it once.
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