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re: Have you ever dated someone with gross habits?

Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:10 am to
Posted by Big Fat Guy
Member since Nov 2020
1024 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:10 am to
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she thought latitude and longitude lines on the globe were highways.
Damn. That's dumb as hell. How could someone even be that dumb?

Average IQ is 100. 'Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that.' So many complete idiots walking around.

A woman could probably have a sub-70 IQ, but if she's hot, she'd probably do just as well in life as an average or even above-average IQ woman.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2126 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:05 am to
Once dated a girl who admitted to taking shits.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39823 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:07 am to
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She straight up said in the interview that she only showered a couple times a week and her husband, Matt, seemed to be ok with it.


I'm sure their Subaru has a lovely, pleasant aroma to it.
This post was edited on 9/5/25 at 6:08 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71764 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:14 am to
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I guess I've been lucky..no gross habits but I've dated some unbelievably dumb ones. Like the one right out of college that was really uncomfortable with flying so I drove thousands of miles on our many vacations. One summer she was furious with me because I refused to drive to Hawaii. Yeah....she thought latitude and longitude lines on the globe were highways.


My girlfriend in high school (true redhead ginger) was not the sharpest tool in the shed. One night we were driving and I told her I could turn the road reflectors off with my tires. At first she was like “no way”, so I moved over just enough for my driver’s side tires to hit the reflectors and told her to look behind us. She did then looked at me with a look of total astonishment.

As far as gross habits, the closest thing to a gross habit she had was she liked to wear those jelly shoes that were popular in the mid-1980s… think vinegar mixed with a touch of cheese.
Posted by LakeCharlesPirate
Member since Sep 2022
87 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:28 am to
I see no issues.....
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23261 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:07 am to
My wife’s roommate in grad school was hippie ish. Not full on hippie but practiced some for sure. She was generally clean and normal.

But I’ll never forget her and her boyfriend went down to Panama City one week for vacation and camped at St Andrew’s state park. She came back and said she never showered the whole week, just rinsed off in the ocean daily. I still think about how she had to have that terrible crusty salt feeling.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9496 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:24 am to
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As far as gross habits, the closest thing to a gross habit she had was she liked to wear those jelly shoes that were popular in the mid-1980s… think vinegar mixed with a touch of cheese.


Yeah those shoes and her feet probably stunk like hell.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71764 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:32 am to
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Yeah those shoes and her feet probably stunk like hell.


Yep. Not sure how those jelly shoes got so popular. The first time I encountered this phenomenon wasn’t my girlfriend but in English class around 1984 or 85. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, these are 1980s jelly shoes…



The girl who sat in the desk behind me wore them daily and liked to prop her feet up on her desk. Not sure if she was oblivious to it or just didn’t care.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9496 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:34 am to
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The girl who sat in the desk behind me wore them daily and liked to prop her feet up on her desk. Not sure if she was oblivious to it or just didn’t care.


Probably oblivious. Most girls would be mortified if you told them their feet stink.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3537 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:36 am to
Wife likes licking and sucking on balls. Disgusting
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71764 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:37 am to
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Probably oblivious. Most girls would be mortified if you told them their feet stink.


I dunno. This girl was pretty weird. She’d have probably thought it was funny to gross you out.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9496 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:40 am to
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dunno. This girl was pretty weird. She’d have probably thought it was funny to gross you out.




Well at least she wasn’t doesn’t doing something even worse like crop dusting you during class or something.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71764 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:45 am to
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Well at least she wasn’t doesn’t doing something even worse like crop dusting you during class or something.


This reminds me of a funny story, wasn’t a girl though. This guy in my class kept farting loudly in class one day while the teacher was giving a lecture. I mean it was like every couple of minutes. The teacher got fed up and told him to either go to the bathroom or stop. It wasn’t but a few seconds before he ripped another one. At this point the teacher grabbed his paddle and told him to come out into the hallway. The teacher made him bend over for the paddling, as soon as he hit him, he farted again. Second lick, another fart, third lick, another fart. It was like this guy could fart on demand.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9496 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 7:52 am to
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This reminds me of a funny story, wasn’t a girl though. This guy in my class kept farting loudly in class one day while the teacher was giving a lecture. I mean it was like every couple of minutes. The teacher got fed up and told him to either go to the bathroom or stop. It wasn’t but a few seconds before he ripped another one. At this point the teacher grabbed his paddle and told him to come out into the hallway. The teacher made him bend over for the paddling, as soon as he hit him, he farted again. Second lick, another fart, third lick, another fart. It was like this guy could fart on demand.




We had several people who were notorious for cropdusting silently during class.

Also, one time one of the girls I was friends with farted really loudly during recess, and it vibrated the bench we were sitting on for several seconds.

Needless to say, she acted like one of the dudes.

Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2233 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 12:31 pm to
I don't even know where to begin. Strippers and drugs are bedfellows. Would sometime find needles, pipes and shite in the back rooms

I didn't work at the most high end places and would often catch dancers turning trick with some of the most disgusting dudes.

Caught a dancer fricking a dude in the parking lot. Fat frick gets off top of her, pulls his condom off and throws it at me, as he peels out of the parking lot.

Broad comes back a while later mad at me for fricking with her money and starts attacking me.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5881 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:13 pm to
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Not me, but a friend of mine once dated a gal that, when on her period, would take out her tampons, wrap them in Kleenex and toss them under her bed until her period was over before picking them all up and tossing them.

Needless to say, that relationship didn't last long after finding that out.


I know the feminists flip the frick out when you say periods are kinda gross but..........reality is they are kinda gross. It's like c'mon lady, that is an actual biohazard for you to leave that stuff lying around everywhere. I'm not saying be ashamed because is it a natural bodily function, but have some damn decency to not be nastier than need be about it. You don't see people just leaving shitty toilet paper lying around.
This post was edited on 9/5/25 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128605 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:20 pm to
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The hair thing doesnt bother me so much as you arent suppose to wash it every day, I wash mine 2-3 times a week


Da frick?

A man washes his hair every day

Yeah women only do it 2-3 times a week
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24013 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:54 pm to
I wouldn't date anyone I knew had what I consider gross habits.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6100 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:54 pm to
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My ex would eat discount pastries that she hid in a trash bag in a closet then puke it all up so she could eat more. That was pretty disgusting.


Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 1:57 pm to
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I cannot believe no one has complained about hair stuck to the shower stall walls.


Back when we were dating, my wife used to spell stuff out and leave it for me. From the moment I read “count” in her hair on the shower wall, I was and will always be hers.

ETA: NOT count
This post was edited on 9/5/25 at 1:58 pm
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