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Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:47 pm to Slippy
Jump up and say we have lift off
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:47 pm to Slippy
quote:I avoid people at work for this reason.
Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:48 pm to Slippy
Being in education, I just blame it on a student.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:53 pm to cbree88
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I’m guessing the latter. Lol
You guessed correctly.

And almost 6' tall chick.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:58 pm to Palomitz
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And almost 6' tall chick.
That’s a big chick. Hopefully it wasn’t one of those really bad ones that can melt the wall paper off the walls.

Posted on 1/8/25 at 2:01 pm to captron
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Farts will never be not funny.
One of the first things that we laugh at as children and, if we have a sense of humor at all, we never outgrow the temptation to laugh or at least smile when we hear one.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:01 pm to Slippy
My boss walked into my office with another employee. He was in front of my desk and the employee was on standing behind him. I had a silent one slip out. It was really bad. I didn't flinch and had my poker face on. A few seconds later I noticed his nose twitching then a few seconds later the employee yells Jesus christ and runs out the office with the boss right behind him.
This post was edited on 1/8/25 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:22 pm to Slippy
Best time was when I ripped one in the cube block when I was a poor.
Everyone in my row had noise cancelling headphones/buds in, and it was quite the show when the winds shifted.
To live fearlessly is to fart in the noiseless silence, baws.
Everyone in my row had noise cancelling headphones/buds in, and it was quite the show when the winds shifted.
To live fearlessly is to fart in the noiseless silence, baws.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:25 pm to hometownhero89
quote:Beautifully said...
To live fearlessly is to fart in the noiseless silence, baws.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:25 pm to Tampa Tiger
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My boss walked into my office with another employee. He was in front of my desk and the employee was on standing behind him. I had a silent one slip out. It was really bad. I didn't flinch and had my poker face on. A few seconds later I noticed his nose twitching then a few seconds later the employee yells Jesus christ and runs out the office with the boss right behind him.
well played sir, well played

Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:26 pm to Slippy
Not at work, but in 3rd grade during the Pledge of Allegiance I tried to slip one out. Instead, it sounded like a bomb going off. I immediately pointed at my cousin standing in the row beside me.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:43 pm to cbree88
No, but several years ago in my cubicle days, I let out a real, eye-burning acidic fart. It was toxic.
1 minute later, the finest girl in the office can to my cube to talk guve me some office gossip. You could see the look in her eye when the smell hit.
1 minute later, the finest girl in the office can to my cube to talk guve me some office gossip. You could see the look in her eye when the smell hit.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:48 pm to supadave3
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1 minute later, the finest girl in the office can to my cube to talk guve me some office gossip. You could see the look in her eye when the smell hit.

Posted on 1/8/25 at 6:07 pm to Slippy
Better question is....who hasn't. Real baws faht whenever, wherever.
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