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re: Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?

Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by captron
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Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:42 pm to

Farts will never be not funny.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:47 pm to
Jump up and say we have lift off
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:47 pm to
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Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?
I avoid people at work for this reason.
Posted by Park duck
Sip
Member since Oct 2018
584 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:48 pm to
Being in education, I just blame it on a student.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2473 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:53 pm to
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I’m guessing the latter. Lol


You guessed correctly.

And almost 6' tall chick.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8220 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 1:58 pm to
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And almost 6' tall chick.


That’s a big chick. Hopefully it wasn’t one of those really bad ones that can melt the wall paper off the walls.
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2423 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 2:01 pm to
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Farts will never be not funny.


One of the first things that we laugh at as children and, if we have a sense of humor at all, we never outgrow the temptation to laugh or at least smile when we hear one.
Posted by Tampa Tiger
Fl.
Member since Nov 2006
717 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:01 pm to
My boss walked into my office with another employee. He was in front of my desk and the employee was on standing behind him. I had a silent one slip out. It was really bad. I didn't flinch and had my poker face on. A few seconds later I noticed his nose twitching then a few seconds later the employee yells Jesus christ and runs out the office with the boss right behind him.
This post was edited on 1/8/25 at 5:02 pm
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1805 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:22 pm to
Best time was when I ripped one in the cube block when I was a poor.

Everyone in my row had noise cancelling headphones/buds in, and it was quite the show when the winds shifted.

To live fearlessly is to fart in the noiseless silence, baws.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:25 pm to
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To live fearlessly is to fart in the noiseless silence, baws.
Beautifully said...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83586 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:25 pm to
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My boss walked into my office with another employee. He was in front of my desk and the employee was on standing behind him. I had a silent one slip out. It was really bad. I didn't flinch and had my poker face on. A few seconds later I noticed his nose twitching then a few seconds later the employee yells Jesus christ and runs out the office with the boss right behind him.


well played sir, well played
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10408 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:26 pm to
Not at work, but in 3rd grade during the Pledge of Allegiance I tried to slip one out. Instead, it sounded like a bomb going off. I immediately pointed at my cousin standing in the row beside me.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31162 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:43 pm to
No, but several years ago in my cubicle days, I let out a real, eye-burning acidic fart. It was toxic.

1 minute later, the finest girl in the office can to my cube to talk guve me some office gossip. You could see the look in her eye when the smell hit.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68296 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:48 pm to
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1 minute later, the finest girl in the office can to my cube to talk guve me some office gossip. You could see the look in her eye when the smell hit.


Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
2907 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 6:07 pm to
Better question is....who hasn't. Real baws faht whenever, wherever.
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