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Have Female Friends = Not A Slayer (Theory) (Pic of Slayer)
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:33 am
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:33 am
Common sense equation.
Women want to sex slayers, not friend them.
Women want to sex slayers, not friend them.
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 10:08 am
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Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:35 am to rocket31
Did you take your meds today?
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:36 am to rocket31
Some guys can pull off the poonhound persona. Most guys look either awkward, creepy, or both. For the latter, their best bet is just getting to know as many females as possible in a non-pressure situation and proving they're not a total loser. Hopefully, one of them will take a shine to you.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:39 am to rocket31
This is a question best answered by SFP.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:41 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
Sfp is the perfect guy on paper
But he has 5/10 facial aesthetics.
So he will never be a slayer.
Looks theory > everything
But he has 5/10 facial aesthetics.
So he will never be a slayer.
Looks theory > everything
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:42 am to rocket31
Most of my friends are women. Always have been. Never found it to be a problem.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:44 am to rocket31
My wife is out grocery shopping and I'm bored, so I think I'm gonna masturbate, fwiw.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:44 am to Bullfrog
It's not a problem. You're just clearly not a slayer
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:45 am to rocket31
Of course not. I'm married. Jeez.
But it is ignorant to think complex interactions are influenced by one variable. That's not how it works.
But it is ignorant to think complex interactions are influenced by one variable. That's not how it works.
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 9:48 am
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:46 am to Bullfrog
Ya. Most slayers would never get married.
Theory confirmed
Theory confirmed
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:49 am to rocket31
I have female friends, most of which I've nailed many times. I can tell you that looks don't mean as much as you think when it comes down to the numbers (especially friends). Probably half of the equation. It was always just about the right opportunity, and no awkwardness afterwards. Wouldn't date them because we're just friends and have been for a long time in many cases. All you gotta do is make sure they have a good time.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:49 am to rocket31
Your hypothesis will change as you get older and have more life experience. Enjoy the journey. 
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:51 am to rocket31
dude you're a slayer? sick
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:53 am to rocket31
Depends. Are they really friends or are they "friends". Women bang their "friends" all the time.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:56 am to rocket31
when is the last time you slayed
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:02 am to Hammertime
If you are nailing your "friends"
You are probably at slayer level.
Nice work
You are probably at slayer level.
Nice work
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:03 am to rocket31
You are one simple sonofabitch.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:05 am to Lester Earl
High quality prime 18-22 year olds? I can't do that.
But slaying 25-35 is pretty easy although those girls are passed prime.
The age pill is a tough pill to swallow
But slaying 25-35 is pretty easy although those girls are passed prime.
The age pill is a tough pill to swallow
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:05 am to rocket31
Portrait of a poon slayer-
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:06 am to rocket31
You do understand that most girls want to frick just as much as guys, right? Over the past five or so years, they have just become a lot more open about it IMHO
Case in point:
Tinder
Case in point:
Tinder
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 10:07 am
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