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Has anyone caught a muscle cramp while having sex?

Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:43 am
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:43 am
Last night I caught two simultaneously in my hamstrings just as I was finishing. Talk about some bad timing for some cramps.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:44 am to
Missionary only should alleviate this. This is God's way of telling you to knock off the devil positions.
This post was edited on 4/13/18 at 7:45 am
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:44 am to
LOOK AT ME I HAD SEX
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:44 am to
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Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Last night I caught two simultaneously in my hamstrings just as I was finishing. Talk about some bad timing for some cramps.

Yep, it does suck.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Last night I caught two simultaneously in my hamstrings just as I was finishing. Talk about some bad timing for some cramps.



Calf cramp while finishing... GD that shite hurt so good
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:45 am to
hamstrings in doggie position are a mood killer
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:45 am to
quote:

as I was finishing. Talk about some bad timing for some cramps.


before would have been worse
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:45 am to
Lots of sex brag threads lately
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
3271 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:46 am to
Just apply IcyHot to your junk. That should fix your problem.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:46 am to
Fairly often, especially if i’ve Been hitting it for a while doggy style. Try to power through it, but if it gets to bad it’s her turn to get on top. Take some potassium
Posted by Adam4848
LA
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Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:46 am to
Maybe you should move around more fatass
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
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Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15409 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:50 am to
Calf muscle. Cramped on top in missionary. I yelled 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK"! The wife said "damn is it that good?" and I said "hell no it aint that good I gotta damn cramp".
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 7:55 am to
I haven't but a girl I have been sleeping with says her boyfriend has some sort of sudden sharp pain everytime she tries to get intimate. Shooting chest pain he says. Sounds like a silly coincidence and an excuse if you ask me.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 8:00 am to
Yeah sounds like he doesn't want to have sex with her.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26128 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 8:01 am to
How fat and out of shape is the OT if they cannot even handle sex???

You bros need to start lifting.

Freaking cramps during sex, you pussies. Maybe you pansies should get your dick made into a vagina, that way you can just lay there.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 8:03 am to
Was he mad you accidentally shot jizz all over him?
This post was edited on 4/13/18 at 8:04 am
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 4/13/18 at 8:08 am to
Haha I did this morning, told her to get on top
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