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Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22552 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:45 pm to
If you got busted in a sting wouldn’t you have to register as a sex offender for patronizing prostitution services?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80500 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:51 pm to
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They are in every strip mall in Houston. I’m tempted, but I’m scared to death of ending up in a sting. I’d be nervous as hell walking in a place like that.

Generally, the sting is on the location and shutting it down not arresting the dudes that go there. Maybe they're busting clients like they got Robert Kraft but that involves sneaking in cameras and shite. Cops just going there and getting jerked off a bunch then arresting the workers eventually is easier and lot more fun. If you're in there when they raid to arrest the workers and they catch you in the act then you just have really shitty luck.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73813 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:54 pm to
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Let me know which one is best in the Birmingham area. Asking for a friend


The one I went to in the mid90s was in Center Point. This was back before Center Point became the ghetto shite hole it is today, even though by that time it was starting to slide in that direction. No idea if any are left there now or not. Either way it’s not worth going to Center Point now. Really sad to see what it’s become. I remember Center Point in the 70s & 80s. It was then what Trussville is now.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 9:33 pm to
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If you're in there when they raid to arrest the workers and they catch you in the act then you just have really shitty luck.


Which is a good reason to visit at a weird time, like a Tuesday morning.

Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12915 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 9:40 pm to
When I moved to Perkins Road Overpass area three years ago, one was busted by the cops across the street. Took them 6 police cars to bust three tiny Asian women.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16873 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:38 pm to
Happy ending from a Thai tranny.
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
2239 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:42 pm to
I can give myself a better handjob than any woman.
Posted by down time
space
Member since Oct 2013
1914 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:46 pm to
Curious why the Asians seem to be allowed to operate these things.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
23073 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:50 pm to
Congrats on supporting human trafficking. It's disgraceful that these places operate so openly. Just get some lube and pull up pornhub like the rest of us.
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2674 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:58 pm to
Back in the day, 1970s my dad and his buddies would go to NOLA on a golf trip every year. Dad told me about a guy that loved to go to the massage parlors on Chef Menteur Highway in NOLA. I mentioned this to my Uncle once on a hunting trip...he confirmed it..and said he was there too. Some things never change.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22811 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 10:59 pm to
do it
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1569 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 11:01 pm to
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Congrats on supporting human trafficking. It's disgraceful that these places operate so openly. Just get some lube and pull up pornhub like the rest of us.


Yea cause none of the pr0n shite you look at on the internet involves trafficked people. Every stroke a trafficked person dies. Congrats.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22811 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 11:01 pm to
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Curious why the Asians seem to be allowed to operate these things.
they pay kickbacks to the cops, it's been working like that for 100 years.
Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
980 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 11:31 pm to
I visit these firms.
Yes. The stigma is considered disgraceful.
I want to say. I strictly get the massage and never have seen any "Suspecious" activity AT ALL.

But I will tell you this. You can just get the massage and just "Tip" them for the massage. The Happy Ending is just a myth.

The older ones, Will throw a massage on you. Better than any "licensed" professional will. They will touch you, with a suthing touch, which your soul needs sometimes.
I have never gotten that type of affection from anyone in life. It almost feels like love.
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 3:13 am
Posted by Baw Vivant
Member since Mar 2022
223 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 11:32 pm to
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Most are fronts for human trafficking


This is such bullshite. You really think they got slave women locked up in the Happy Feet next to Kroger? How could anyone actually believe that and then not do anything about it.

It’s not true. And if you think it is true then you’re a real POS for just driving by every day doing nothing. But thankfully it’s not fricking true in the first place. Just something people repeat for some reason.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38772 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 12:35 am to
A lot of these are families that do it because they can make a lot of money. It is pretty therapeutic
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5144 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 12:43 am to
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I visit these firms.


quote:

Doublebagger


Name checks out.
Posted by Earthquake 88
Mobile
Member since Jan 2010
3332 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 1:22 am to
Back in the 80’s my boss hauled me in to one of those places in Lafayette. Drinking age was 18 and my boss was in a generous drunken mood. He said let’s go get a massage, my treat, I’ll pay for it. So we roll up in there and are sent off to our rooms. So this lady comes in and I get on the table and lay on my stomach expecting a legit massage. Well the back massage lasted about 2 minutes and this woman tells me to roll over. This woman proceeds to jerk me off. I must have had a look of WTF on my face because she busted out laughing. I shot my load and she cleaned up the mess and I got dressed and walked out of the room to the front waiting room. My boss finally came walking out a few minutes later and as soon as we walked out the door I was like what the hell man that’s not a massage parlor. He still teases me about that night to this day. I was 18 years old, from Ruston, a naive country boy, with a girlfriend I had been dating for 2 years. Oh man I felt guilty to boot. Hell I was sore from working hard all week. I think I would have preferred a legit deep tissue back massage over that handjob.
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 4:21 am to
Thanks for supporting and subsidizing sex trafficking, creep
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 4:25 am to
For the record I’m being sarcastic. Do y’all think that sex trafficking staffs these Asian businesses? I am skeptical.
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